why are allergies a thing

What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

it's heinous how much my productivity has suffered since i've discovered "just chilling & having a nice time"

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

staring at my own spotify library like im narcissus staring at myself in the water

“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)