Wonderland

i’m only kidding unless you’re into it

my heart gets so soft for you

oh so now I’m “gay” just because I have a lot of gay thoughts and gay feelings?

me when i was straight in 7th grade

i simply do not have enough tattoos

“This strain of weed has a fruity smell” “this strain smells like roses” my brother in Christ it smells like weed

mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

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gorgeous gorgeous girls love talking to themselves in their room and living out their silly little scenarios until they realise they are exhibiting serious signs of mental illness

hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish