Behind the Formula

Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire

New employee orientation with the vampire

union organizing campaign with the vampire

Mandatory security training with the vampire.

Email phishing prevention training with the vampire

"not everything is about sebastian vettel" WRONG. it is about sebastian vettel. it should be about sebastian vettel. if it's not about sebastian vettel, i'll make it about sebastian vettel

so fascinating how different team dynamics played out via radio disagreements. alpine embarrassed over their recent events tried to forcefully take control and scold esteban into compliance but only served to make him finally snap and tell them to fuck off. the broken trust from terrible miscommunication and fucks ups resulting in charles literally begging for something he cant have whilst ferrari just let it wash over them. meanwhile red bull timidly but persistently ask max to give back a position get deadass ignored then told to never ask that again . f1 has so many rotten layers and im feasting on the innards of this bitch

charles radios r so funny bc it's him going "i have truly never felt sorrow this deep in my bones" and his engineer going "ok copy"

i know alonso is an athlete and all but every time he genuinely gets frustrated at not doing well in a race i’m like. wait you’re actually like… not doing this for shits and giggles? it’s that serious to you???

i am driver of the day for sitting through this

“max verstappen now holds the record for most race wins in a season” yeah well he also holds the record for most boring race weekend outfits in a season. maybe i would be impressed if he slayed for once