hi im stupid

just add the virtual safety car as the 23rd car in this race at this point

do not overtake my ferraris today they bite

breaking: lewis ‘remember who you are’ hamilton and charles ‘tough times never last’ leclerc are doing crazy things in the f1 2026 world drivers championship

favourite sideplot of silverstone 26 was max tyremogging george by aggressively overtaking him then instapitting and george doing the same . no reason for this behaviour other than pure love of the game and of course demonstrating that the actions of the fundamentally deranged will always incur negative karma

IN THE WORDS OF CHARLES LECLERC NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glorious weather no plans friday night and now every influencer is suddenly posting about being at silverstone (thats 20 mins from my house) and i forgot to enter the raffle for (free) tickets in work and driving home i got stuck in all the race traffic (every car i passed some fuckass family/friend group having the best time ever) and i signed up to do overtime tomorrow morning (5am on my day off) and my car permit expired 3 days ago (100 quid fine everyday) and i forgot it was a sprint so ive just been spoilered for sprint pole . dont text

special talents include getting from austria to london Wembley and only being hit on 3 times and also going to harry styles for free and getting the last train home through zero planning or strategy x

the thingd about flying straight from austria gp to harry styles london is that it will make u want to start the DU DU DU DUUU MAX VSERSTAPPEENNNNN chant on the tube but u must resist this at all costs

HEEEEEELP AFTER QUALI CHARLES AND LEWIS STARTED WALKING TOWARDS MY GRANDSTAND THEN I WAS LIKE !!! AND THEN I REALISED THEY WERE ACTUALLY GONNA CROSS THE BARRIER INTO IT SO I SPRINTED TO THE FRONT AND WAS SO SHOOK I DROPPED MU PHONE SO DIDNT EVEN RECORD THEY WERE LIKE 2 FT AWAY AND I WAS RIFJT THEREEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAA