America and celeste should have hate fucked after that one scene where celeste had torn America's dress.

ok, it's a hollanov AU where Ilya is unemployed and living off his late mother’s trust fund. one day, he’s having a really bad day. he’s soaked by the rain, his tote bag is dirty, and he looks like he’s been hit by a truck. so he goes home, and when he gets there, he sees that he’s getting a new neighbor. he’s curious to see who’s going to live in the apartment next to his, so he goes near the open door at the same time his new neighbor is leaving. he’s about to greet his new neighbor when the guy cuts him off, asking Ilya if he’s the plumber. either his brain is playing tricks on him, or he’s daydreaming, or he’s finally gone completely mad because there’s no explanation for the sight before him, this guy literally stepped right out of his wildest dreams. that’s the only explanation for to why he just says yes and follows his neighbor inside the apartment and into the kitchen. the thing is, obviously, Ilya can’t do shit. he’s a spoiled city boy. the only hard working he’s ever done in his entire life was lifting weights in the gym. so, he’s now squatting in front of the guy’s cabinet, looking at the pipe, with no idea how he’s going to get out of this situation.

Okay but why is no one remaking Fried Green Tomatoes and making it ACTUALLY gay?

a "13 going on 30" byler au where 13 year old mike wishes to be old already becausw life at school sucks and he wakes up in ny, age 30, and he's a new york times best seller author and he has no idea what is going on and he has to find Will, yeah, because Will must know what's happening, but then when he finds him Will tells him they lost touch and aren't really friends anymore and also Will has a bf, and Mike is going crazy and realizes he loves him, he cannot imagine a future without Will in his life, no matter how successful he could be, how much money he could make, none of that matters if Will is not there, because Will is his light, his love, his home (and they have a scene like Jenna and Matt on the swingset)

So real

I wish I was a part of the itty bitty titty community but alas I’m a part of the boobs so big it affects my quality of life community