i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

look at you! living just fine without the person you thought you needed.

😂😭😭😭

In crying 😭

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™