In Space No One Can Hear You Meme

Kelpies are just drowny frowny murder horses

I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.

You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win

HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME

She’s back, but a giant robot now.

the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.

turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor

god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?

soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber

Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons

The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-

It was all a dream and you failed your exams

It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM

The pizza was aggressive

The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world 

you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend

He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight

You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends

You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.

It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.

You better have an upgraded laser gun and fast reflexes if you want to save your pets

Either everyone’s happy, everyone’s miserable, or everyone’s dead and a demon child steals your soul.

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

Post post modernism

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

staff replied, post is over

“hellroo” ???

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

why is this the second what the fuck could top that

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

@gaiomon