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Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

I’m currently giving away a $100 @shevibe gift card plus 16 different toys, including a Tie-Bright VixSkin Johnny, a psychedelic @pleasureforge​ Illithid (size medium), and a Dragon dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys! 

Sex toy giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream. Now, I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! Eight, in fact, thanks to the generosity of Fun Factory!

So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? Find out on my blog! 

“Jesus is gay”

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) dir. Dan Trachtenberg

Mad Max Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) dir. JJ Abrams

Coraline (2009) dir. Henry Selick

Ex Machina (2014) dir. Alex Garland

Stoker (2013) dir. Park Chan-wook

Victoria (2015) dir. Sebastian Schipper

Phoenix (2014) dir.  Christian Petzold

Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright

Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky

Salt (2010) dir. Philip Noyce

Thelma and Louise (1991) dir. Ridley Scott

The Women (1939) dir. George Cukor

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (2009) dir. Daniel Alfredson

Hard Candy (2005) dir. David Slade

Original Sin (2001) dir. Michael Christopher

Cruel Intentions (1999) dir. Roger Kumble

you’re next (2011) dir. adam wingard

sympathy for lady vengeance (2005) dir. chan-wook park

carrie (1976) dir. brian de palma

the girl king (2015) dir.  mika kaurismäki

curse of the golden flower (2006) dir. zhang yimou

la reine margot (1994) dir. patrice chereau

byzantium (2012) dir. neil jordan

ginger snaps (2000) dir. john fawcett

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