Phallophile Reviews

Two of my favorite toy categories that you can get huge savings on through Monday:

 Stronic Pulsator II series (Fun Factory is never priced this low across-the-board!): 25% off all Stronic models here; or 36% off the Stronic Real Bundle with Fun Factory toybag and Sliquid here. See my full Stronic comparison here!

Bullet vibes (as low as $19, for the super-strong Blush Exposed Nocturnal), compared in this post.

Amazing toy deals this year—from mainstream to fantasy dildos—including the following:

Peepshow Toys is offering 25% off sitewide! Plus huge blow-out prices: Njoy Pure Wand for only $79, Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen. for $35, or FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $30. Usually-excluded items like Magic Wand Rechargeable, We-Vibe Tango, Spareparts harnesses, and all Fun Factory (including Stronics!) are lower here than any other shop. Want a large dual-density dildo? The Real Nude Sumo (9″ long, 2″ diameter) is going for a STUPID-LOW price of $15.75. No codes required, 25% discount appears at checkout.

SheVibe sitewide tiered sale plus exclusive discount: Get 10% off purchases of $75+ with code PHALL10; get 15% off $100+ with PHALL15; or get 20% off $125+ with PHALL20. Plus, get a free gift card with my codes: use either PHALL10, PHALL15, or PHALL20 and receive a Holiday Scratch-Off Card containing a discount code for anywhere from $5 to $50 off your next purchase. 

50% off sitewide at Tantus Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Use code BFCM. Tantus already lower their on-site prices earlier this year, so this is obscenely low for their brand: other retailers can't compete.

I love the Stronic Real Pulsator so much, I convinced Peepshow Toys to put together an exclusive bundle this Cyber Week: 36% off this Fun Factory thrusting dildo plus a cute, antimicrobial Fun Factory toybag and bottle of Sliquid lube!

Fun Factory toys are rarely discounted, so this is the best price I’ve ever seen for a Stronic!

The Pure Wand is an amazing toy, but WHOA it can be a lot to take in! I’ve collaborated with the blogger All Male Sex Toys to create this guide to getting the most out of this classic toy, for either prostate or G-spot! 

Nothing works for everyone, but we hope that you’ll find one or more techniques enhance your Pure Wand experience.

Whoa, I didn’t expect the Sensuelle Point Plus Bullet to be as strong as it is! It rivals the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Bullet for sheer power, so much that I find myself wishing that I had a pair of soft, cushy gloves to wear while using it. 

My main interest in this standard-looking bullet was its textured silicone sleeves, because I love rubbing motions around my vulva. 

If you like using textured + vibrating things against your vulva, then check out @strangebedfellas’ new vibe sleeves. My vulva loves the sucker-covered Tentacle, and the Dragon Claw is great for super-pinpoint stimulation.

I’m absolutely loving Helios by Uberrime Dildos! The large, soft head and spiraling ridges all down the shaft are a winning combo for me—it’s now one of my fave dildos. 

@uberrimedildos‘ Night King is a super-fun hybrid of realistic and fantasy dildos, with its humanoid head but loads of shaft texture. And I can’t describe how much I like the marbled coloration of the silicone!

This year I’ve fallen in love with self-thrusting dildos: I’ve tested two Fun Factory Stronic pulsators, two Velvet Thrusters, and a thrusting-plus-vibrating toy called the Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine. Honestly, all these toys thrill me, but they all have their own strengths—and weaknesses.

I LOVE my Njoy Pure Plug—it’s hands-down my favorite plug ever. There’s something about the weight of the Pure Plugs—even the small size, which I tested—that makes them feel…luxurious. Powerful. Impactful.

New review: How I overcame my fear of the Velvet Thruster Walter and ended up loving the bumpy texture! Also includes the three major downsides to this $200 sex toy, plus a comparison of the Velvet Thrusters’ motion with that of the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators.