Finnegan 🍄

Cursed.

“I’m the Cambri’-exorcist, givin’ eras enemas”

“Stick with me, I’m like a ghost Shrimpy Jesus!”

GHOST SHRIMPY JESUUUUUS

Who says we can’t get this beautiful bastard to 500 notes before 2020??? 

YESSSS, OVER 500 BY MIDNIGHT EST!!!!

Goddamnit guys

The sheer desire to just reblog this everytime i think ‘shrimp’ is so strong

If someone just kissed Izzy ONCE when he does that creep move where he angrily pulls someone close and stares at their lips, I think a demon would fly out of his mouth and the curse would finally be broken.

"Lucius should do it" this "Olu should do it" that. well I think Buttons should do it

re: "oh no the pirate show watchers are making it Weird"-- i think feeling like the one moderately-well-adjusted fan trapped in an outrageously embarrassing fandom is a tumblr rite of passage. if you haven't wrung your hands and bitten your nails in agony watching freaks cosplay your blorbos and do absolutely horrendous things in broad daylight, then you haven't yet felt the full spectrum of human emotion. there's no pain quite like it. many moons ago, as a high school freshman who was trying to be normal about homestuck, i had the displeasure of seeing the sharpie bath fiasco first make its rounds on this site's once pristine and untrodden fandom fields, and so help me god all of you shall suffer in kind someday

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

date of origin: june, 2013.

HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST SEEN THIS

me for the last 10+ years whenever i feel the slightest inconvenience: oh bAbes. oh bAbes it hUrts. and i can’t ride the hOrse now bAbes

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

where does Waluigi do his taxes

he doesnt

Cursed.

“I’m the Cambri’-exorcist, givin’ eras enemas”

“Stick with me, I’m like a ghost Shrimpy Jesus!”

GHOST SHRIMPY JESUUUUUS

Who says we can’t get this beautiful bastard to 500 notes before 2020??? 

YESSSS, OVER 500 BY MIDNIGHT EST!!!!

Goddamnit guys

The sheer desire to just reblog this everytime i think ‘shrimp’ is so strong

WERE BRINGIN’ HIM BACK BOYS