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No bcus the implications of the Saja Boys are so funny like??? Jinu is the only one we've seen has a confirmed music background so did he have to research, train, style, and manage the group by himself???? Did he also have to come up with the concepts and the marketing or is there like a demon thats rlly good at photoshop? Or if its all Jinu that means he had to teach himself fucking adobe after effects and how to use tiktok. Also how did he even research how to make a boy group was he in the trenches of BTS comment sections??? God the more I think about the Saja Boys the funnier it gets
PLS- was Jinu just full manager too or was that Gwi-ma because the idea of the demon king trying to negotiate venues for their shows with some underpaid intern is hilarious to me-
Pain is preferring the appearance/style of Dirk over Clarence but not having the heart to ask him to switch back because dammit he seems happier and I donât want to make the laundry boy SAD-
So the whole self aware ML trope is interesting, right? The guys knowing theyâre in a game and falling in love with the User - cute! But Iâm genuinely curious how that will work with Caleb now that heâs officially a love interest? Because his love/obsession with MC is from their shared childhood- would he be slower to fall for the user? Would the obsession slowly transfer over or would it linger with the MC instead? I need to see this written pls-
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It is always Danny being summoned by cultists, John Constantine, enemiesâŚetc to the mortal plane that starts a beautiful meeting and adventure between the two fandoms. But what if Danny pulled an uno reverse this time, and shenanigans and misunderstandings ensue?
Danny is getting tired of all types of summoning around the Infinite realms, being King and immortal quickly gets boring after a few couple centuries. As well as the fact he is getting annoyed at the summoning that he kept getting himself into. The monologue is getting less creative and less creative by the day, he was sure that all villain monologues are either copyrighted or even ripped off from the same book and source, as they are either A. offering their world for his liking B. making him do something, or even C. kill a certain someone, and you wouldnât believe the number of times he was summoned for the sole purpose of killing either Batman or Superman from the dubbed both liked and least liked dimension for Danny. Liked as they have real live aliens in that dimension as well so far begun the exciting one in this dimension, Least because the majority of the uncomfortable summoningâs are from that dimension and the majority of the so-called heroes are either messing up the timeline which comes to the headache of both Danny and Clockwork as well kept jumping through the dimensions of their universe.
Today he sat on his throne with all of his eldritch glory when he felt that feeling of being summoned, now when being summoned is like a very annoying ring that you have on this phone on volume that kept on ringing until you answer it. Sighing at his current life, the number of times he summoned in that dimension to the point he can already feel and identify the same ringtone for that dimension. In a spur of a moment as well an ungodly amount of pettiness at that moment for all the times he has summoned as well the headache he and his mentor received he pulled an uno reverse on the heroes and prepared himself to get back at them.
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Superman, Constantine, Batman, Red Hood, Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin interfered with yet another cult dedicated to freeing the tyrant Pariah Dark. From what little information they have gathered through the relics and scrolls, Constantine stated that this Pariah Dark will make most of their world-ending fights look like a kidâs squabble due to the vast powers of the Pariah Dark stating that if he wishes though he can destroy this universe in a flick of his hand.
This cult, however, is on a large scale seeing that they were led in a wild goose chase while the other members prepare the runes, sigils, and sacrifices for the necessary ritual.
They managed to stop the cultists from killing their supposed sacrifices when the runes suddenly glowed green, blinding them completely.
The moment they gained consciousness they immediately knew that there is something wrong.
Looking around they noticed that they have been teleported to some sort of forest but looking up to determine the time of the day made them pause.
The sky is painted with endless toxic Lazarus green, and all of the heroes are now on high alert as they assess the situation. They either dimensioned hopped again or they have been dragged by the cultists and transported to wherever this Tyrant ruler is.
Constantine kept reassuring himself that it would be the former but the amount of death magic that flows through the air like oxygen made him think the worse.
Superman tried to fly upwards to have a better view around them but found out that he couldnât use any of his powers.
As they were navigating this new and dangerous territory Batman kept grilling Constantine for information as every bit of information is now precious as they need to find their way home. Despite Batman drilling for any information that he knew, he knew nothing more other than the following facts.
Pariah Dark is a tyrant that ruled the Infinite realms. Using both fear and his unlimited power to control and dictate the Infinite Realms.
The Infinite Realms have also known as the Ghost zone, in all of the limitless universes and other histories. The Ghost Zone occurs at every feasible and non-feasible moment in time, which means that no matter where or when you are in the Ghost Zone, you are everywhere and every when because it all exists at the same time.
Without the Infinite Realms then there would be the end of their world and reality as they know it.
The residents here are told to be the most powerful ghosts in existence as Deadman could not even measure up to their strengths.
Suddenly the group heard a loud commotion and quickly hid by climbing up the trees for a better view.
There they see a group of large flaming black armored people that covered their entire body and face except for their glowing green eyes. Two of them caught their attention, the larger one has a purple flame surrounding his helmet, carrying a flaming sword as he rides a menacing black horse that has bat-like wings while the other one has a blue flame on top of his head pointing an electrified sword towards the cultists that were teleported differently from them.
From where they at, they were able to hear about the black armored knights that mortals are trespassing around the Infinite Realms. All of the cultists are now screaming and trying to fight off the knights that tried to restrain them, in the end, they were dragged and caged in a metal cage that is connected to a chariot of the skeleton of horses.
They were brought out of their stupor when they heard the continued screaming and beggingâs of the cultist in a distant direction and when they heard a childâs giggle below them.
Looking down below them they saw a small child. The child could not be more than 6 with gravity-defying white hair, Lazarus green eyes wearing a simple white cuffed sleeve with brown pants and black shoes.
He pointed at them for being a mortal and looked at them with awe and proceeded to exaggerate the fact that mortals are in the Infinite Realms.
Nightwing being the friendliest face alongside Superman asked who and where they were. The child proceeded to introduce himself as Danny and tell them that they are in the Infinite Realms and that they are trespassing in the land of the dead, being without the High Kingâs order.
Danny kept gushing at the fact they are living heroes, as well as proceeded to act like a naĂŻve child that will spill information with a few sweet words.
The kid kept asking Nightwing what itâs like to be alive and to eat food that doesnât attack you.
Of course, that made the heroes grimace seeing that they were reminded that they were in fact in the land of the dead.
Danny next floated towards Superman and excitedly asked about his culture and language as a Kryptonian alien race.
As the ghost child kept asking Superman some questions nobody saw Constantine pale at the moment, they saw the child. As a dark magical user, he can sense the amount of death magic towards a thing or someone. The moment the child appeared in front of them the man Constantine tried to calm his nerves down seeing the abundant concentrated death magic that clings to the child like some parasite.
Batman tried to ask more relevant questions but Danny flew towards Red Hood and Robin exclaiming that they need a doctor, putting on a frown on his face. Batmanâs questions kept growing when they heard a siren that seems to echo throughout the realms and the only thing the kid, Danny, said Oh no.
Looking in the direction where Danny looked, they saw a large army of flaming flying horses with black armored knights each of which look like a black sword as the largest one that they have seen before leads them towards their direction the moment they locked eyes on them.
Without thinking of the consequence Red Hood picked up the dead child and proceeded to retreat alongside the rest of the Bat clan, Superman and Constantine.
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Danny was enjoying this, the soul-whore man was just a bonus. The fact that he owns this poor manâs soul just out of pettiness for tripling the amount of his paperwork for selling his soul to different deities. Once he dies, he is going to embarrass this man to the point he wished he was in hell.
His plan was simple, make them scared at the act of the High King being mad at them. Make them see the horrors of the Infinite Realms and send them home, simple right?
He was about to give them one last scare when he heard an alarm that blared throughout the realms. He just knew that Fright Knight had just pulled the alarm. For the spirit of Halloween, he is serious and zealous about his job. The fact he had forgotten to write a note might be on him.
He was just about to turn around when Red Hood picked him up and carried him like a sack of potatoes. Now in any political sense Red Hood is committing treason, he kept trying to wiggle out of the manâs arms, unable to phase out due to the manâs nature as one of his subjects.
He may be petty but he didnât mean on making them commit treason, he can do that on his own to piss off the Observants, thank you very much.
Now Danny is panicking about how this prank had railed off course due to his luck.
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The team of super mortals is now running away from the army approaching them. Using the forest where they have landed to conceal themselves as they think of a way to escape the army of the dead.
Suddenly a green swirling portal opened in front of them, they were about to change direction but Constantine exclaimed loudly that, that portal is the same one that brought them here. So, by that logic that portal will lead them back to their universe.
When they returned to the dark warehouse before they were transported only then they noticed the extra baggage that Red Hood may have brought with him. In fear, Constantine asked why would he bring a ghost child who has extremely protective ghost parents that will hunt them down the moment they realize that he is gone.
Jason argued that ever since Danny appeared the pits quieted down to the moment the ghost child appeared as if he was never been dunked on the Lazarus pits.
As they were arguing Red Robin noticed Danny that he looked worried and kept looking around as if to look for another portal.
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Newsflash, he was looking for a way to escape the heroes undetected to create his portal.
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Red Robin was about to ask what was bothering him when all of the heroes present suddenly saw a green outline of a crown and a cape coming from Danny.
Danny asked nervously why were they looking at him funny.
Constantine dropped his cigarette and paled several shades whiter in fear, to the point he was paper.
Batman is now on the verge of a breakdown as well. In a span of a few minutes, they traveled to the land of the dead and saw some ghostly knights and children, and Jason adopting strays in his way. Apparently in the argument the two have and the action, Jason had done in a matter of minutes, his son Jason decided to adopt a ghost child which in return Constantine replied that it is not possible seeing that ghost children in general have protective parents that may hunt us down now that ghost child has a highlight and outline of a crown and cape.
Seeing his look and reaction of Constantine when looked at Danny due to the green highlight outline, Batman demands Constantineâs answers as to why and what could be worse news other than Dannyâs ghostly parents hunting them down for unintentionally kidnapping their child.
Constantine replied in a small and shaky voice that they didnât just kidnap an ordinary ghost child, they kidnapped the Crowned Prince of the Infinite Realms.
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Danny was sure that the cat is out of the bag, but when the sad trench coat man whispered Crowned Prince instead of High King. He can turn this whole situation turn around in his favor, now if only the spandex-wearing men stop harassing him on his so-called âFather-King.â
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PS: If someone out there wants to continue or make a fic about this you are free to do so donât forget to tag me though.
Consider⌠Clockwork finds this all hilarious and is more than happy to enable shenanigans. He has Dan join in as part of his rehabilitation. Dan has to pretend to be the King and Dannyâs father.
Tim, to save his family and the world, travels back to when he was a kid. Considering the super powerful shadow organizations that are trying to take over the world (and to prevent his family from becoming targets [or he doesn't trust them. Your pick]), he elects to take on a persona:
Timothy "Trash" Drake.
Instead of the kind, charming, intelligent kid he used to be, Tim methodically mucks up his reputation. He's an asshole, he's self-important, and he's like a typical Gotham Socialite but worse. By 16, he's practically a drunk idiot who's only passing school by the Drake name. He's like Brucie Wayne, but he's hated instead of being a loveable fool.
In the background, he's subtly saved people from their tragic events in the timeline. Drake industries has been booming (try as he might, he couldn't save his parents and became the CEO at 16 as an emancipated minor), and a lot of their funds goes towards better wages and benefits for their employees. Continually, they spend a lot on Gotham infrastructure and social programs. This doesn't match the CEO's arrogant, asshole, and greedy ways. Most assume he's just a figurehead anyway.
The important part to note is that the Waynes hate interacting with him and have a strong dislike for him. They don't know that his demeanor is a persona. Jason, in particular, hates his frivolous, wasteful guts.
Tim has been somewhat successful in mitigating the shadow organization's plans and stopping the world from ending. He's still got a few plans in the works, but he's overall satisfied by what he's accomplished.
Issues start to arise when the Waynes notice contradictions in Timothy Drake's behavior.
Timothy is an asshole who only cares about himself, so why did he give away his coat to someone in need? Sure, he complained that it was of poor quality and not to his standards, but he could've just thrown it away.
Someone else notices that he crashes into the champagne tower when someone was getting harassed at a gala. It was supposedly an accident, but the person was able to get away from the harassment.
Timothy also slapped a homophoic asshole when he kept going on and on about their prejudice. The kid played it off as him being mad at them for stealing his look, but are all of these incidents coincidences?
The final nail in the coffin? Cass goes to her first gala where Tim in in attendance (he has purposefully avoided anywhere she would be). She takes one glance at him, smiles, and then softly says, "Little Brother."
Safe to say everyone promptly looses their shit.
Anyways, I kind of want to see a Trash of the Count's Family AU with Tim Drake
Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently itâs canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a humanâŚ
Guys⌠GUYS -
Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.
It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?
And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? Heâs⌠human now? H u h
Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirismâŚ
The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire đ¤Š
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DC X DP: The Summoning Conditions of the Ghost King.
Danny Fenton is new to his title.
It's been about two years since he defeated Pariah Dark and inherited his seat through the right of conquest. Now Danny knew, on some level, that Pariah was King of Ghosts, but in all honestly, he had been preoccupied with getting his town back from the zone and keeping his friends and family (and the rest of the town, he guessed) alive.
The victory had been just within the lines of a fair fight, only because a dew ghost argued that his shifting his dad's ecto-skeleton suit was a form of armor only after his power ran over it.
If Danny had fought in the ecto-skeleton suit without doing so then it would not have been considered a fair fight as it wasn't his own strength, and thus, he would not won the right of conquest.
But he did. And now Danny was crowned Ghost King. Which came with all sorts of responsibilities and proper conduct for someone of his new stature.
Many ghosts were willing to teach him the way- Princess Dora, Clockwork, Frostbite, Ghostwriter, and even the Observants- but Danny struggled to adjust. He had no idea being King meant he had to play diplomat to the literal multiverse- as the Ghost Zone or Infinite Realms touched every possible world at every possible time- and follow specific rules of being a Ghost.
A vampire could not entire a home without being invited in.
A fae could not take control over a human without knowing their name.
And a ghost could not make a chance to the living plane without meeting requirements, like an agreement on a contract.
That was why the Ghosts never passed Amity Park's limits and why Pariah Dark had chosen to take the town into his domain instead of expanding his attack. The Fentons have unknowingly created an open contract with anything that could get past their portal by opening it up and claiming themselves the protectors against ghosts kind.
If a ghost could defeat everyone in the Fenton household- as the ground of where the zone was open and the beings calling that location a home- then they would become the portal's rulers and be able to leave the city. Thankfully, that contact applied to Danny, and he had never lost, no matter who challenged him.
His ghost sense activated the contract, alerting him of a new challenger. After finding his family contract, Danny had thrown a fit in the Ghost King's Keep. Thankfully, he could close it with the help of Clockwork, who agreed to be his final challenger, and once he won, the portal was forever closed.
Danny then discovered he had to create his own Ghost Conditions as Phantom, The Protective Spirt of Amity Park, and Phantom, the Ghost King. He argued with the Infinite Releams council, something he installed to help him rule and to lowkey have them continue to govern themselves with his own laws, keeping them from killing each other- until his core began to deteriorate the more he neglected his Ghost Conditions.
Clockwork has to intervene, telling him in little words to write up his Ghost Conditions and have them ready in a month or experience his soul being ripped apart by nature.
Danny agreed to write up the Conditions as soon as he could....and then did what any sixteen-year-old teenager would do with a work assignment. He procrastinated until the night before it was due.
Panicked, he sat down in front of his laptop to write, telling his parents he had a big essay due and could not answer any calls until late.
At three am of the following day, Clockworked appeared for his Ghost Conditions which outlined his limitations and certain requirements for Danny to operate.
He worked hard on Phantom, The Protective Spirt of Amity Park, to allow him to live everyday human life and shift into a ghost to protect his town whenever he needs to. He ensured that he could not be used to cause human death by a weapon in a mortal war, and his condition for working on behalf of a human was to have a recommendation letter from both FrostBite and Clockwork out of both ghost-freewill.
He figured it would make it practically impossible to make him a weapon or make him do anything against his will. He didn't want to end up like Ember or Desiree, who relied on mortals to get power, but he also did not want to be so obsessive about protecting something he forwent everything like Sculker or Walker.
He spent so much time on it that he forgot to leave time to work on the Phantom, and Ghost King lists until his eyes were dropping closed and Clockwork was messaging him that he was on his way to both lists.
Danny panicked and wrote something down- hoping he would redo the assignment later on- just to have something to turn in. The lack of sleep and stress caused him to not think clearly.
When he woke seven hours later, he realized this wasn't just some English assignment he could ask his teacher to let him redo. This was set in stone conditions and said conditions had already been passed around the multiverse. Some of his work even appears in his timeline, in some ancient civilization, thanks to Clockwork flinging copies of his Ghost Conditions into time portals.
Thank the Ancient Cores that Danny had copied and pasted the parts of about not making him a weapon for mortal wars or mindlessly killer. He hoped that it wouldn't come to bite him in the ass.
It bit him in the ass a week later when an alien threat so big the Heros of the Justice League were so desperate for a counter-attack they allowed Batman to attempt to summon the Ghost King even at the Justice League Dark's warning.
Batman had known about the Ghost King's Summoning Conditions from his time with Ra's Al Ghul. It was, after all, Ra's civilization that had been the one to find Danny's list from Clockworks time portals.
Danny knew this because one of the conditions was letting him know of the human's intention before they could summon him. He honestly heard whatever Batman was thinking and whatever the man could hear.
"Bats, this is baty even for you!" A disembodied voice hissed. Danny was startled so hard on his bed, having been scrolling on his phone when the British man spoke.
"If we can convince the King that the lives of Earth are at risk, he will aid us in the battle. He can not kill humans, but the aliens are not human." Batman answered, and Danny felt his core drop. Oh no. a loophole.
"Or he could kill everything around in a fit of rage!" The other man yelled. "No one understands the Ghost King! His Conditions were so open-ended anything could happen!"
Hey, Danny thought they were pretty solid, actually.
"Doesn't matter. We are out of options." Batman replied, and between one moment and the next, Danny was floating above a summoning circle, still wearing his snowflake pajamas- complete with a large holding- his phone in the same lying on his stomach position.
Thankfully, he was in his ghost form.
"What-"
"Phantom, Ghost King, I call upon you for aid. The lives of all human life are at risk of destruction." Batman said, his thoughts silent like the grave, and Danny had no idea what he was thinking.
Danm. Danny's wording of "Knowing a human's intention before summoning the King" meant that he could not hear the human's intention once the summon happened. Maybe his language was too open-ended.
"Ugh." He slowly sat up in a cross-leg position, eyeing the gathered heroes. It looked like all of the Justice League was present- all looking worse for wear. Whatever aliens were, the League wasn't kidding when they sent out an emergency shelter notice. "Um, that is...Well, you see, the funny thing is you have to pass some trials before I can help you. Batman Sir."
The Dark Knight showed no outward emotion as he nodded even as a few heroes seemed confused by Danny's nervousness. "I will undergo them."
Please disagree. Danny wanted to scream, flushing a bright green. He wrote those trails in two minutes. They are embarrassing!
Instead, he heard himself say as if speaking from his frozen ice core. "You must pass all my trails. The first shall begin right now and you must have opponents of those you cherish the most. They must be someone you love so much that the thought of them hurting will destroy you. They must take part now or drop dead if they refuse."
A glowing green snowflake appears under the feet of five individuals in the crowd. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Orphan and Spoiler.are dragged to the front of the crowd, to stand next to Batman in the Ghost Kind's trails.
Batman froze and a man in a trench coat swore. "I warned you!"
"Wait!" Flash yelled, but it was too late. The Ghost King Trails had already begun. Danny wanted to scream, but he felt his body move one arm up, creating a sizeable frozen slate of ice to hover over the heroes.
A familiar song filled the air as smaller slates appeared before each hero. Words slowly carved across the large and small ice, much to the confusion of everyone present.
"Is...Is this Kahoot?" Red Robin dared to ask, watching the words finish being made, and the Kahoot music continued to count down.
Danny wants to hide his face in his hands, but he instead shouts, "The first to twenty is the victor and shall be the one I shall give my aid to! Now time is running out, humans, pick your answer for... Question one...According to the Ghost King, which Gotham hero has the best ass?"
Ding.
Everyone turned to Orphan when she quickly pressed B. on her ice tablet. Since she was the only one who moved in time before the timer ran out, her answer was displayed before all eyes.
She chose correctly. B. for Red Robin.
Orphan shrugs at Red Robin's gape. "His Highness' eyes did a slow up and down when they spotted you. It wasn't hard to guess."
Danny thought making a Kahoot was fast, and no one would be able to guess the answers to questions about himself. He thought it was foolproof.
He was wrong.
"Question two: Which is the prettiest star in the Milky Way!" Danny shouts in a pompous tone that contradicts his embarrassed frown and glowing green blush.
The heroes of Gotham stare at him before they all press A for Sirius.
"How!?" He asks when all of them get the answer right. Right now, Orphan is winning, so she is the closest to his contact dealer.
"You're wearing the star on your nightcap," Red Hood deadpans.
"Q-Question three.....What is the Ghost King's favorite Holiday?"
Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding.
Nightwing, Red Robin, Red Hood, Spoiler, and Orphan picked D. for Halloween but only Batman chooses correctly with B. for Valentine's Day.
He does not explain how he knows that, and Danny is starting to worry the greatest detective in the world is going to figure all his answers out, and he will end up serving them.
Sweating, he moves on to the next question as John Consistent watches on, wondering if he indeed was an Occult expert as he thought or not because none of what was happening was what he thought would happen.
The public personas that the bats present, modeled after âBrucieâ Wayne are the perfect templates for Mean Girls shenanigans.
Imagine : Our favourite ghost boy has decided to venture out into the world after making sure that Amity would be safe and secure (perks of being the recently crowned King). Danny knows heâd never pass the physical tests to be an astronaut but that doesnât mean he canât at least achieve part of his space dream. Heâd done his research, very thoroughly at that, and overall it was Wayne Enterprises that came out on top. Their aerospace department was miles ahead of the competition - presumably something to do with Bruce Wayne literally being the one funding the Justice League (and if rumour is to be believed, the OG sugar daddy for a certain Bat).
Disregarding Dannyâs personal feelings about the JL, the chance to create technology that will be used in SPACE, for space exploration and understanding was too good to pass up.
Just the thought alone filled him with a sense of contentment. Thankyou space obsession.
Which is what had lead to the current situation - an internship at Wayne Enterprises itself. How he landed it, he has no clue - sure, heâs got some smarts (much more than heâll give himself credit for) but his grades had suffered from his years of literally saving the city (and by extension, the world). Perhaps it was fate? Or more likely, a meddling time godâŚ
Danny wasnât complaining though.
Only three hours in to the position and he was barely containing his excitement - literally, the fulfillment of his secondary obsession, regardless of how second hand it might be, created such a buzz in his core. He was having to consciously stop his more ghostly attributes from shining through - not even metaphorically shining, damn you LED freckles (yes weâre using the concept of Dannyâs ghost from reflecting his love of space - constellation freckles and all)
Now though, he had been released to break in the cafeteria. There was a panicked moment of âoh shit, where do I sit?â But thankfully, his (half) life was saved by one of his new coworkers calling him over with a friendly wave.
âHey, Daniel, right?â
âI go by Danny but yeah, thanks for the save thereâ a awkward laugh at his own words, âdidnât expect it to feel like high school all over againâ
Thereâs polite laughter amongst the table and the conversation flows over to casual small talk. At least, it does until out of nowhere, all eyes jump to the doors.
Enter : The Plastics.
Richard Grayson - the dumbest guy youâll ever meet.
âOnce, he asked me why aster isnât the opposite of disasterâ
Timothy Drake - knows everything about everyone.
âThatâs why his eyebags are so big - theyâre full of secretsâ
And the queen bee, Damian Wayne.
âOnce he called me an uncultured swine⌠it was awesomeâ
(I donât know whatâs better - Damian aged up to match Danny or tiny Damian being Regina)
What follows is a comedic story: Danny meeting the three, them assuming heâs going to be out of touch being from the Midwest (he is but only in the sense that his version of normal is Fenton dumbfuckery) , him eventually getting past their public personas by just not giving a shit for their drama - he grew up with the QUEEN of mean girls, the Wayne boys have nothing on Paulina Sanchez.
Just, Mean girls Waynes⌠thatâs it - thatâs the post.
At first, the Waynes acted like their normal selves towards Danny. Then when they realized he was not phased at all and almost seemed to be getting closer to them as friends (the real them), they start panicking and start actively trying to drive him off. They up their dramatics by 100 and meanwhile, Danny is just sipping coffee and like âso you want me to turn these papers in by next Monday or next Tuesday?â
âHow DARE you speak to me PEASANT. I have no interest in your frivolous affairs. You should be GRATEFUL I allow you in my mere presence. Now repent by getting on your knees and licking my feet for that is where you belong you SWINE. You utter trash of a human being!â
Loooong sip of cofffee.
âGreat, so Monday.â
Just, Dick trying to act so dumb he frustrates Danny (tough luck, he grew up with Jack Fenton), only to end up with a super supportive friend who goes out of his way to make worksheets easy to understand and listen to what Dick is saying. Even going on tangents for random stuff he brings up. He even managed to make Dick slip up and make a bad pun darn it! He even laughed and made a worse pun!
Tim tries to find out everything he can from this kid to creep him out except heâs like, the most boring person in the entire world. Small town he grew up in, bullied. Average grades (yes, Clockwork helped Danny with his cover which is why no one noticed he was Phantom yet). So boring itâs almost suspicious yet every search ends up the same. He even took a vacation to go to Amity and meet everyone. He then started researching and listing his diet, favorite colors, favorite animal, hobbies, crushes, friends, blood type, everything he can think of. And when he casually mentions it in conversation? Dannyâs just like awww, thatâs so nice that you care to remember those things about me. Thank you! And Tim is just bashing his head into a table (also, some at Wayne enterprises are now convinced Tim has crush. He doesnât but itâs still funny).
And Damian? Absolute drama queen. Kicking up his âholier than thouâ routine to the highest itâs ever been. He no longer has a leash. Daniel is too nice and understanding he must be put in his place. His spirit must be utterly crushed and destroyed.
a few days laterâŚ..
IS THIS KID A MASOCHIST?! Heâs justâŚcompletely unaffected. Nothing he does works! (Danny has had his entire existence declared illegal. Called all sorts of degrading and inhuman names followed by threats of dissection by his own parents. You think this little pipsqueak can phase him? Aww, look how cute he is when he tries to be threatening!)
Fr if youâre not threatening to rip him apart molecule by molecule, is it really even a threat? Meanwhile, Danny âobliviousâ Fenton is completely unaware of the growing awe surrounding him - how did this random kid manage to get close THE Wayne boys? Anyone else who tried got destroyed, whether thatâs verbally, emotionally or on the rare occasion physically.
Danny who understands what itâs like to struggle with something - years of being seen as the less intelligent child compared to Jazz (donât get him wrong, he adores his sister but he canât deny the hurt he always felt at the constant comparisons). He doesnât hesitate to offer help when Dick seems to struggle with something (and regardless of if the struggle is part of his persona, it still warms the manâs heart to see this young boy trying so hard to help him)
Since this is supposed the a wholesome twist on the Mean Girls theme, we donât get all the backstabbing shenanigans from the movie. The closest we get is cartoon logic plots that Danny is completely unfazed by - Tim brings up an embarrassing story he dug up on Danny? Danny laughs and offers up more details on it. Damian attempts to intimidate him with his social standing and power? Danny smiles and somehow manages to twist it around so that the conversation ends with Damian going off to start a new project within Wayne Enterprises in an attempt to earn his own respect as opposed to that earned by his family name. (It works, a few weeks later his program to protect and support abused animals is a massive success and the smile Danny gives him makes it all worth it)
They now see Danny as this chill, if a bit naive, country kid who they reluctantly (lies) put up with. It shows in the little ways; Dick whoâs love language is often physical affection finds himself ruffling the boys hair like he would one of his brothers. Tim learning about space to share in Dannyâs passion. And Damian, hearing any degrading comment towards his new acquaintance (friend) ripping the person to shreds.
Itâs only when someone makes a comment about any of the three in front of Danny that they see that the boy isnât so chill after all. Perhaps itâs someone oversexualising Dick, a comment about the âunwantedâ Drake, or even some blatant racism towards Damian (or even Dick) - whatever it is, Danny flips his shit. Danny doesnât tolerate people throwing shit towards his loved ones - he combines the bitchiness of Paulina, the intimidation of Sam and the psychological expertise of Jazz to ruin the perpetrators day (and probably cause a need for therapy).
Ah, now people understand why he can hang around the Wayneâs - heâs just as batshit as them.
The public personas that the bats present, modeled after âBrucieâ Wayne are the perfect templates for Mean Girls shenanigans.
Imagine : Our favourite ghost boy has decided to venture out into the world after making sure that Amity would be safe and secure (perks of being the recently crowned King). Danny knows heâd never pass the physical tests to be an astronaut but that doesnât mean he canât at least achieve part of his space dream. Heâd done his research, very thoroughly at that, and overall it was Wayne Enterprises that came out on top. Their aerospace department was miles ahead of the competition - presumably something to do with Bruce Wayne literally being the one funding the Justice League (and if rumour is to be believed, the OG sugar daddy for a certain Bat).
Disregarding Dannyâs personal feelings about the JL, the chance to create technology that will be used in SPACE, for space exploration and understanding was too good to pass up.
Just the thought alone filled him with a sense of contentment. Thankyou space obsession.
Which is what had lead to the current situation - an internship at Wayne Enterprises itself. How he landed it, he has no clue - sure, heâs got some smarts (much more than heâll give himself credit for) but his grades had suffered from his years of literally saving the city (and by extension, the world). Perhaps it was fate? Or more likely, a meddling time godâŚ
Danny wasnât complaining though.
Only three hours in to the position and he was barely containing his excitement - literally, the fulfillment of his secondary obsession, regardless of how second hand it might be, created such a buzz in his core. He was having to consciously stop his more ghostly attributes from shining through - not even metaphorically shining, damn you LED freckles (yes weâre using the concept of Dannyâs ghost from reflecting his love of space - constellation freckles and all)
Now though, he had been released to break in the cafeteria. There was a panicked moment of âoh shit, where do I sit?â But thankfully, his (half) life was saved by one of his new coworkers calling him over with a friendly wave.
âHey, Daniel, right?â
âI go by Danny but yeah, thanks for the save thereâ a awkward laugh at his own words, âdidnât expect it to feel like high school all over againâ
Thereâs polite laughter amongst the table and the conversation flows over to casual small talk. At least, it does until out of nowhere, all eyes jump to the doors.
Enter : The Plastics.
Richard Grayson - the dumbest guy youâll ever meet.
âOnce, he asked me why aster isnât the opposite of disasterâ
Timothy Drake - knows everything about everyone.
âThatâs why his eyebags are so big - theyâre full of secretsâ
And the queen bee, Damian Wayne.
âOnce he called me an uncultured swine⌠it was awesomeâ
(I donât know whatâs better - Damian aged up to match Danny or tiny Damian being Regina)
What follows is a comedic story: Danny meeting the three, them assuming heâs going to be out of touch being from the Midwest (he is but only in the sense that his version of normal is Fenton dumbfuckery) , him eventually getting past their public personas by just not giving a shit for their drama - he grew up with the QUEEN of mean girls, the Wayne boys have nothing on Paulina Sanchez.
Just, Mean girls Waynes⌠thatâs it - thatâs the post.
I'd love to see a dpxdc story where the Justice League knows about Amity Park and the Ghosts the whole time, and does think the ghosts are rogues to be addressed. Doesn't agree with the GIW, maybe doesn't even know about them? THE IMPORTANT PART.
The Red Huntress is the only active vigilante in Amity Park, according to the JL. Phantom is marked as one of her rogues. Maybe the Fentons even are marked as rogues from all the property damages and random shooting/sliming of citizens. Valarie is the only person successfully taking care of the ghosts, masking and suiting up in the classic vigilante way the whole time.
Danny finds out and gets super salty. The boy loves space, meeting Superman and Martian Manhunter would be a dream for him, no way he's not aware of the JL
With that in mind :
Danny couldn't believe it. The Justice League page has finally added Amity Park as a known hotspot to their networks, and has HIM listed as a VILLAIN! HIM!!!
After the amount effort and desperation he's been through, at first trying to get a message for help out to the Justice League, then digging deep and taking care of things himself. (53 phone calls, 129 emails, 2 (ghost) carrier pigeons and the time he tried the Boo-merang while sleep deprived and knocked himself out)
Danny is done. These assholes won't even shut down the GiW or repeal the Anti-Ecto acts.
Valerie wants to be the vigilante of Amity? Good luck to her. Danny is taking his daughter Ellie on vacation.
Yessss! If the Justice league of all people labels him as a Villain? After EVERYTHING he's done for amity? I'd wager he'd take a break and let amity find out just how much of a "Villain" he was. Let them find out just how helpful he actually was.
I don't think he'd go full Villain in response, but definitly would wave it in Valerie's face if she ever wonders why his behavior changed. She's bound to notice things in amity get worse when he stops being around.
That raises the question of how everyone else would react. Would the Justice league realize their mistake or no? Would Valerie change her mind on the Phantom "Menace"?
How long would Danny last in keeping out of things before the chaos of no Phantom to protect amity forces him to act again?
Or would he just float around making it EVERYONES business that he's been labeled as a villain and therefore is staying out of things? As he watches other ghosts wreak havoc and destruction, phantom comes to watch but does absolutely nothing. People ARE going to ask why he isn't doing anything. Perfect time to shove it in their faces
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Technus is wreaking havoc in the city, ranting about tech domination. Red Huntress is fighting him. He keeps trying to take control of her tech. She's not making much headway
Random civilian that is on the fence about supporting Danny: Phantom, why are you watching? Aren't you going to stop technus?
Danny, eating popcorn in full view as he watches the spectacle: Nah, the justice league labeled me a Villain. Villains don't "Help people"
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If things get out of hand, Danny steps in and finishes things super easily, capturing technus in the fenton thermos without a sweat
Danny: oh, but I'm sorry, I'm a Villain aren't I? So maybe I should just *goes to release Technus from thermos*
Everyone:NOO
Meanwhile Valerie is now working way harder as so many more ghosts are being problematic and her most annoying ghost is no where to be seen OR only showing up to watch her fight ghosts that he used to fight all the time(mind you this is all under the assumption that Valerie doesn't know Danny is Phantom, hates phantom but does acknowledge his efforts in helping amity.)
Danny: man, sure would be nice for you if there was another hero here to help you!
Valerie: *shoots phantom*
Danny: *doges* but alas, I'm just another pesky ghost huh
Danny: not like I'm the sole reason that amity still exists
Danny: I never defeated basically any ghost who comes to amity part seeking to cause chaos and destruction.
Danny: I never defeated Undergrowth when he covered the world in his vines and possessed Sam Manson
Danny: I never defeated Vortex when Plasmius set him free and sentenced the world to natural disaster level storms
Danny: I never defeated the Ghost King Pariah Dark after he claimed amity park as his territory, bringing the entire town into the ghost zone after Plasmius woke him from his forced sleep to steal his crown and ring.
Danny: no, I couldn't have. I'm just a villain *eats popcorn as Valerie gets blasted by a ghosts attack*
The jl has outfitted valerie's suit to be compatible with their systems so she can download video recordings of her patrol for training purposes.
The jl get full hd of phantom floating off to the side eating popcorn, occassionally throwing it half-heartedly at whatever ghost valerie is struggling with when she asks for him to tag in, any time now would be great, asshole, and phantom just remarks that he cant because apparently he's a villian.
Red huntress is not here to train at the watchtower or take advise. She is here to drag whoever made the mistake of labeling phantom a rogue without ever consulting her - the designated expert that they themselves recognized for amity park - down to amity to opologize to phantom to his face.
Right now red huntress's biggest problem isnt lack of critique from fellow heroes, her biggest problem is that someone offended her work partner and labelled not only amity parks, but all of earth's biggest line of defense against the realms biggest threats. She needs her partner back yesterday, and she's ready to ream whoever makes this take longer than absolutely necessary to fix.
If whoever did it doesnt fess up, she's fully prepared to release the box ghost on the watchtower and make amity's ghost problem their problem, because they absolutely deserve to suffer the same grief she's been put through.
When Danny had first heard the news he had thought it was a joke - I mean, come on, the Justice League had been seemingly ignoring Amity for god knows how long (his grades⌠his poor grades know EXACTLY how long) and now that theyâd finally elected to pay a smidge of attention to the town, theyâd declared him to be a rogue.
What the fuck.
Ancients, werenât these supposed to be the pioneers of justice? Wise, strong and dependable. And yet, theyâd fallen in line with the same dumbassery that his parents & the GIW spout. Sure, there had been that little stint with petty theft but he had been literally mind controlled at the time! The point being, he consistently sacrificed to protect the town - hell, the world! And this is the thanks he gets?âŚ
Heh, that would be a pretty dramatic villain origin story. But despite appreciating the theatrics that would enable, it wasnât really a path he wanted to go down. (Been there, done that - didnât even get the T-shirt).
That didnât mean he couldnât be a petty shit.
It took a few hours, coupled with some bruising but Danny managed to preemptively wrangle his worse rogues, effectively putting them out of commission for the next week or so - he may be petty but he doesnât want anyone to actually get hurt.
So, with just those like Box Ghost and Lunch Lady left to cause mayhem; what else to do but have a little holiday? Heâd spent so long fulfilling the protection part of his obsession that a chance to indulge the space half would do wonders.
A quick text to Ellie and itâs time for an epic trip to explore the depths of the universe - whilst maintaining a Snapchat streak with Valerie, consisting of cheesy space selfies with captions like âjust villain things đ¤Şâ
MEANWHILE : Amity is in CHAOS. Red Huntress is good but thereâs only so much she can do - tired, bruised and absolutely pissed, sheâs going to kill whichever JL member signed off on this.
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Okay so, Danny is a streamer. A rather small one, actually, but his viewer count is limited to Amity park due to them operating on a different server than the rest of the world.
Now, Danny has been exposed as Phantom, and the reveal went well and by extension, Vlad has been exposed as Plasmius too and they're on somewhat friendly terms.
Most of Danny's streams involves him fighting with ghosts, or exploring the zone (with a device thankfully able to survive in it with both Tucker and his parent's amazing help). Heck, some of it is even just either wandering around Amity Park or involving ghost animals of some kind.
Funny thing is, even though the reveal went good, he's doing all this as a human.
Somehow, his streams get leaked out to the wider world and some havoc is caused for a few individuals.
The Batfamily is so concerned and confused, because there was this kid? Fighting villains??? Then this same kid was also going into some place filled with what looked like some weird strain of Lazarus Water (it isn't Lazarus Water at all, actually, but they don't know that).
Meanwhile, Constantine needs the strongest alcohol available, because he's very, very certain that this kid is fighting with ghosts from the Infinite Realms and stepping into said Realms with no fear for his own life.
"And this here is where the Ghost King sleeps guys! 0/10 would not recommend waking him up, he gets cranky and I barely put him back to sleep last time!"
Due to Amity shenanigans, none of the League can get in contact with Danny through regular means; emails wonât reach, phone calls wonât go through and donât even get started on the weird barriers keeping them physically outâŚ
Long story short - they resort to the most dignified of communications⌠Dannyâs twitch chat.
âHey, thanks âtheJusticeLeagueâ for the follow - really appreciate itâ
I made a shitty little thing and I LOVE it. Do you know why? Because itâs naff - itâs naff and I adore it for that - for what it represents and what it offers.