Addicted to Hope; Jolted by Reality...

everyone who rebloggs this post is fucking gay

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

this is the snorunt of happiness and he wishes you nothing but peace and joy

Spider Governments have had different shadow conflicts. American spiders who crossed the Atlantic in bags of flour still pledge fealty to the Royal British Spiders. The Arachno-British empire still retains all her colonies. the moon never set on Arachno-British empire.

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

tall people if you’re truly an ally to those under 5”5 please start redistributing your height amongst us. you’re hoarding all those feet and inches and quite frankly it’s selfish. i don’t know what the top shelf looks like

I’ve had enough inches from men over 6’ redistributed into me and I still can’t see over the top shelf

worst comment on this post

I would trust a power bottom’s asshole over a straight man’s hand any day

That comment is honestly one of the most relatable statements I have ever read

it looks like he’s wearing black socks

yooooooooo

😍🙌🏽

This is my favorite thing ever.

leave stevie nicks alone