Beere Illustration

RIP Mr Swales I never understood a single thing you said

there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp

Yeah I’ll reblog that

so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

I just love love love this scene. Jonathan’s shaving and the count is just standing there like 🧍 (in his bathroom?!?!? Why the fuck is the count hanging out in Jonathan’s bathroom??? Maybe bc he’s doing maid service and wasn’t expecting Jonathan to wake up so soon) and Jonathan here is fucking jumpscared bc he can’t see the count in the mirror and then he fucking cuts himself and Dracula does like. A jasper from twilight wherein he sees the blood and LOSES it and just GRABS JONATHANS NECK and Jon is like uhm-! BUT THEN Dracula touched the crucifix and is like. Shocked back to reality like one of those spray shock collars for dogs to keep ‘em from barking,, and he’s like. “Haha. That was weird. Fuck this mirror” AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND THEN LEAVES AND ALL JONATHAN CAN SAY IN RESPONSE IS “well this is very annoying. How am I supposed to shave now?” ITS THE BEST SCENE IN LITERARY HISTORY WHAT A FREAKSHOW

I just like the image of Dracula moving very slowly and elegantly and unconcernedly when he’s around Jonathan and then as soon as Jonathan turns or leave the room he just fucking starts SPRINTING to cook clean etc etc and then as soon as Jonathan comes back he has to revert back to unbothered nobleman Toy Story style when people come back into the room and look at the toys

Don’t @ me if you think Tatyus was morally justified. He’s problematic and if you don’t think otherwise you probably support parental abandonment and Eugenisism!

For the longest time I didn’t know joe rogan was the fear factory guy what….. well that sure is something huh