Beepingsheep

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

"came back wrong" but it's from work

hey no offense but i’m going to legally prosecute you for forcing me to see this post

Uncut king!!!

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

this is literally it though 

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

salt: been really getting into wounds lately