BEEJ

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

"You've been asking a question for quite some time. Would you like to ask it here? What is your question?" "Why? and who?" "Who is easy. It is us, everything, and you. Why is harder. Why is something that only you can decide. The universe doesn't have a why." (Fantasy High S1Ep17 6:58)

#like one of the reasons class consciousness disappeared in the US is cuz working class white people were too racist to hold class solidarity#with black ppl and the government used that to their advantage#like no working class movement can succeed without intersectionality#prev thank you

fiona what you did to that snake was fucked up

God forbid women do literally anything

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people. Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank. Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this. Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

*the plans land in the recycling bin*