Dating Beetlejuice would include:
Him being utterly devoted to you
Beetlejuice being a little shy during your first kiss
He never usually is, but you’re different
He likes that your strange and unusual
You understand each other
Him secretly being surprised that you would want him, a dead guy
Accidentally calling out his name three times and making him disappear while doing the deed at least once
Cuddling on the couch while watching tv
He will do anything to make you laugh
Literally anything even at his expense
Him being surprisingly thoughtful and supportive
Loving how he looks in his striped suit
Him making the best pasta and meatballs you’ve ever tasted
Playing with his messy hair which he is secretly fussy about
“Don’t flatten it out babe! It takes a lot of work to make it look this way.”
He’s one of those people that if he finds a pretty rock he’ll give it to you
When he’s feeling a little frisky, he’ll whisper inappropriate jokes to you and tickle you
Dancing in mid air to some of your favorite songs
Beetlejuice making life a living hell for those who have wronged you in some way (like a crappy relative or a coworker)
“There are things worse than death toots, and I’m gonna make sure they know it.”
Late night walks through the cemetery, holding hands
Hearing him talk about all his experiences over the years
That’s all I have for now. Feel free to add on. Hope you like it!
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