sprite and 7-up are boyfriends

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

i’m about to say something that will absolutely get me hate

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, "this is off topic" like it's okay, this is the off topic support group.