(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

I’m not lactose intolerant. Am I a calf? 🤔

Did nobody tell them ALL mammalian milk has lactose in it. Including human breast milk. Like… lactose intolerance has nothing to do with what species the milk comes from lmao.

everyone who consumes any kind of lactose begins the slow process of cow metamorphosis. stay away from it if you dont want to become a minotaur

*Points to someone dying of anaphylaxis after eating a peanut* lol ur dying cause ur not a nut

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen lol

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

If we used horses instead of cars, we would have grass stations instead of gas stations.