TAKE ME.

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

brunette shawty with the bug eyes I would blow my head clean off if u told me to

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

That's also what he says when he cums

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not