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just made the best non-looping gif i think

yeah okay ill reblog that

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

"i want to show my friends the media i enjoy but its not considered good so i wont" is such a bad thought process. i once made my friends watch my favourite childhood movie with me which has a 1% rating on rotten tomatoes and i cackled with glee as they groaned in agony for an hour and a half. but yknow what? thats what friends are for.

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'