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Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

i bet scratching your neck with your little foot feels good as fuck if you're a cat

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

putting in a hard day's work at the not actually getting anything done factory

As a chronically ill person, I’m not resting because I want to. I’m resting to avoid getting worse and because my body has given me no choice.

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??