i said cum! thats an order

if you’re reading this i opened another blog LMDHDKD with one post @malewifemoan

18, would pay to lick the sweat off diluc’s forehead <3

FUCK HOT SINGLES IN TEYVAT!! CLICK HERE.

— last things posted; albedo /// childe /// thoma

hi i like genshin impact & anime. everyone is free to be as horny and unhinged (UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES) as they want here!! i don’t shame<3

dni if you’re under 16 please pleassdeeeeee thanks. that’s it. i have faith everyone heres a good human being

hisoka/kisaki/mahito enjoyers; you are all on thin ice LMFAOOOO

I’m off to hornee jail now 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

ME TOO

listening to thoma laugh when he sees how you reach out to grab at his arm or hold onto him while kaeya and childe begin touching you, telling thoma how sensitive you are right infront of you. kaeya and thoma take turns making you cum on their fingers and childe is either playing with your tits or himself

thoma burns up along with you at how kaeya teases you for being taken apart so easily by the simple instructions he’s given to thoma to try on you. he’s gone practically lightheaded watching you begin to shake and shiver in their hold, eyes rolling back with every brush of their fingers or tongue eagerly lapping at you

they make you guess who’s who <3 you know it’s kaeya by the feel of his fingers gently curling, making you whine about getting to feel all the right places being touched, childe when he lets his tongue trail slowly in contrast to the firm grip on you to keep you spread, and you know it’s thoma by the hot breath skating across the inside of your thighs

kaeya will give you a hushed “one more for him” while your hips unconsciously rock into thoma’s mouth while childe riles you up, telling you your breathless state isn’t loud enough for him. you know he can see that you’re enjoying every second, but he insists he needs to hear it from you too.

thoma being……….just a little bit mean? just a tiny bit, from listening to how you sob in pleasure after every orgasm that hits you like a wave it almost shocks. he’s asking if you needed all three of them touching you all over to be satisfied and that you’re so greedy when you’ve both got your company over.

hes uncharacteristically squishing your cheeks between his soft fingers as you heat up listening to him contemplate whether or not you truly enjoy making a mess in front of them just so that they can watch him shamelessly clean you up. whispering to remind you it’s his name you need to remember to moan when you’re cumming, no matter who’s doing it.

i'm f2p currently saving until albedo and xiao's reruns, which are gonna be a while, but tbh none of the new 5 stars interest me so ❤

ME TOO

whispers i’m kind of just rolling in hopes i’ll lose the 50/50 sometime soon

AND UES XIAO AND ALBEDO i want them. the second they come back there’s gonna be absolutely no peace and quiet

omfg i wanted kazuha so bad

i mourn everyday bc i never got that mf but mona seems pretty cool i want her

AND YEAH DONT WORRY I KNOW ITS YOU even if you didn’t write it at the end and i got the message

FUCK I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY BUT WHGGGE THE “>:(“ NO THATS AO FUNNY

i’m doing good what about you. that small visual won’t leave my head now though 💔

but then i got good fortune and great fortune twice so i guess im better now 🤩

OHH WAIT IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE yes i’ve heard of this

people were getting those items and were confused on where to use them

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HEAR "just like that" IN THAT TONE OF VOICE AND THINK "wow we're violently fighting yep 😍"

NO I THINK WE'RE FUCKING‼️

LITERALLY IN THE MIDST OF YOU BLACKING OUT TOO LMFAO

obvious a little fighting a little battle so apparent

do you think he grabs the sheets when you ride him or does he keep a hand around your throat

also yes i'm fucking terrified kazuha might die- i'm just hoping it's a hot fight scene where we get to see our pretty leaf boy struggle ❤ (pls mihoyo i dont need more emotional turmoil)

on top of scara and kazuha, yae my beloved. she's so pretty and hhhdgsb her V O I C E. i'm on my knees for this woman and i'm not even a bottom ffs 🤲🤲

-banned

IT IS SCARY IDK HOW THEY DID THAT. i don’t know how he does that. i’m no longer against him

i’m sure kazuha will be fine but omfg didn’t need that. mf looks like he has one foot in the grave. do you have him i tried getting him but failed </2

anyway speaking of kokomi my beloved ... if i were to ,, potentially ,, send horny thoughts abt her then what.

- changed person

i heard so many things about her omg since friday and apparently she can’t crit?

i 100% believe if you want someone regardless of stats or anything you should get them yolo but i’m sure she will

NO NO SHAME AT ALL it’s my favourite thing ever

but wait JHFFHHHFG

by the time all three of you finish, childe insists he’s done for the night and beidou purposely pulls you in for another round right there beside him for him to realize once he’s settled down

i cant even imagine trying to take both of them on if beidou isn’t favouring you at the very least as it’s happening

hearing you out now

your theory involving calling diluc a little shit help

i like how you stated that they could be protecting themselves and further analyzed their character(s) and then the ask prior to this is like “yeah they’d be into edging.” NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BTW i really liked the video

- that one hot childe main

WOWWWWWWW a small price to pay for gems i guess

i’ll be sleeping good tonight

thinking about him

I FEEL LIKE IM BETRAYING SOME PART OF ME FOR LIKING HIM. i caved in

OF ALL THINGS TO SAY. i listened to it again today out of sheer curiosity and i’m convinced they did

they gave scara a ~9 month hiatus and then bring him back to say this