this is awkward

you’re never more your father’s daughter than when inconvenienced in an airport

Ok but him hamming it up and posing and making "pew pew" gestures while they try to dress him is killing me. It's like putting a toddler in a snow-suit.

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

its so weird to me that cis people will dislike their name so ardently and yet. not change it. you guys know that’s an option, right. no one can make you keep the shit name your mom gave you. no, not even her.

That would be nice for me and you!

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop