And fuck EA even more. EA you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Ninjas in Kefka's Tower?

(it's the only story in the shadow/setzer tag so that should tell me how many clicks i'm gonna get 😅 oh boy i sure can't wait to start writing my magus/glenn story when the chrono trigger tag for that ship is almost the same...)

Here's the top 5 hunks in Silent Hill

When Silent Hill 4 came out I felt a little revolution around the girls I hung out with in which they were all suddenly interested in video games? I'm sure this cute guy has nothing to do with it. But anyway, at that time I wasn't in my emo phase anymore but actually in my punk rock phase. Meaning…

this is a fake out, sorry Henry bro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I actually like this guy, I think he's adorable, I'd love to share a milkshake with him. He's my I could fix him. Hell yeah, let's deprogram Jasper! He wants to meet the devil? I'll show him the devil ;) Wait, what?

5. Jasper Gein - The Room

Listen, I blame Luke Roberts being so sexy.

(hubba)

OG James never did it for me. But this guy? I mean, I think he's more handsome than sexy actually. But can you imagine him in like a wife beater? Erm… nevermind

4. James Sunderland - Silent Hill 2 Remake

The forbidden snack. The thing that shall not be. Fuck Konami, have I mentioned that? Anyway, he's Norman Reedus so of course he's on the list.

3. Unnamed P.T. hunk - P.T.

The moment I saw him for the first time I already knew. Regardless of how I feel about this game, Foxy Man stole my heart. Granted, I wouldn't marry him because I'm not into that. But I'm sure we'd have fun ♥

2. Kotoyuki Tsuneki - f

His game is bug-riddled, something he shares with another beloved of mine (isn't that right, Zack?) His only son was stolen from him in the worst way possible. His wife left him. He got used, betrayed, got stuck in Silent Hill. Hello, how can I not love him? By the way, despite being so soft spoken most of the time, he is one hell of a screamer. Kudos to David Boyd Konrad, who despite being excellent in the role, only has one credit. The entire game has great voice acting actually, probably the best thing about it. Okay, not turning this into a review. Maybe someday.

Murphy Pendleton - Downpour

Special mention because I was so smitten by him when I first played it. No idea how Bloober's gonna mangle one of my favorite games ever what Bloober's going to do with him, but if it's the James treatment, hey, I'm in. We used to say he looked like David Boreanaz. If they get him to play the remake it'll be full circle. Except I'd really hate that.

Harry Mason - Silent Hill

ah yes

pillow fight 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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