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Tumblr should add a breathalyzer if they hear alcohol(your phones listening to yiu already) cause I will start ranting about capitalism soon

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happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.
honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/
which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again
You did, my leige
No, that can’t be right.
You use Tumblr op
I don’t recall doing such a thing.
Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!
Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎
The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…
Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.
Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.
Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.
Not a werewolf.
The disappearance. 🐑
The worst snowman.
As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑
Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:
this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
A disgrace against oranges

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Tim, walking into the Batcave and noticing everyone’s distraught appearance: What’s wrong?? Who died??
Stephanie: We have bad news Tim. You should sit down.
Tim: Oh shit did someone actually die?? Who was it this time?
Dick: Remember that civilian that we catch trailing after us every so often? The one who was involved in the Penguin incident awhile ago?
Tim: Oh. Clarissa O’Neal? What about her?
Damian: She was taken hostage by one of Black Masks henchmen. We didn’t make it in time to save her.
Tim: ? And that’s why you guys are so upset? C’mon guys lighten up, it’s movie night
Jason, getting visibly pissed: What the Fuck dude. A civilian we were close to fucking died because we didn’t make it in time
Dick: I know you didn’t like her much but show a bit of empathy Timmy. You usually take these situations seriously
Tim: I’ve been trying to kill her off for ages. Why would I be upset??
Steph: Tim you have 10 seconds to fix your attitude before i fix it for you
Jason: Since when do you take people’s lives so lightly? Dude you need to leave before I do something i regret.
Tim: I didn’t know you guys were so attached to her. I could revive her if you want, but honestly it’s more effort than it’s worth. And she was getting unwanted attention from the rogues so she had to go.
Damian: Revive?? Timothy what are you on about? And why are you saying that like you personally set up her demise?
Tim: Because I did? The planning for it took forever but I have to admit everything went a lot better than I was expecting.
Dick: TIM WHAT—
Jason: WHAT THE HELL—
Damian: MURDER? You?!
Steph, screaming over everyone else: WAIT SHUT UP
Steph: TIM NO YOU DID NOT
Steph: TIM DON’T TELL ME YOU DID IT AGAIN
Dick: Again?!? What are you talking about?!
Steph, laughing: Guys calm down. HE was Clarissa
Tim: You guys didn’t know??
Jason: HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE HISPANIC LOOKING WOMEN IN HER MID TWENTIES AND A CRIME ALLEY ACCENT WAS YOU
Dick: Tim i am THIS CLOSE to burning down your disguise room.
Damian: Timothy explain yourself
Tim: I had an undercover op that I needed a female field agent for a couple years ago to infiltrate penguins operations. Over time She became a bit too important and Black mask was threatening her. So I decided to kill her off. I got the info I needed already and it was becoming a bit of a drag keeping up appearances
Steph: You need to stop getting us emotionally invested in your aliases and then killing them off. This is the fourth time you did this to me. I’ll never forgive you for Alvin Draper, I still grieve him even though i know you’re alive!
Tim: YOU guys need to start recognizing me in disguise. Worlds greatest detectives MY ASS
Jason: DUDE YOU GAVE YOURSELF DOUBLE D’s WHY WOULD WE ASSUME THAT WAS YOU
Damian: My training in this area has been neglected. Timothy show me your disguise lair
Tim: Sure, after movie night. Let’s go
Dick: This is gonna bite us in the ass. Damian is already so good at impressions. We will never know if someone we are talking to is him or not
Tim: LMAO When i’m done with him? Yea everyone’s fucked
Steph: It’s gonna give Roger from American dad
Bruce from the corner: *Breathes a sigh of relief*
Bruce at the Batcomputer: *Sighs and moves Clarissa O’Neal from ‘Real Civilian Death’ folder to ‘Tim’s Fake Identities’ folder. Creates new folder labeled ‘Damian’s Fake Identities’
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough
“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”
Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.
I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.
Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.
Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.
Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.
They were CHILDREN.
They were murdered in cold blood.
I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how “great” they were.
Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture
People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.
Reblog this or just stop following me
I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.
I went to a “Cancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.
This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.
They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my country’s attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for god’s sake.
here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was
this is the memorial at the vancouver art gallery. 215+ pairs of children’s shoes (as well as stuffed toys and flowers) cover the steps…
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal
Everyone who reblogs this gets a random line of literature or whatever in their inbox

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"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."
"come again?"
"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."
"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."
a long and judgmental pause. then:
"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"
curiouser and curiouser
I love and support all of my mcyt mutuals but god bless what are the names of these people. you are all reblogging posts about scrimblo bimblo's deeply queerplatonic bond with spinkle in the jimble-jamble-womble-thon and then putting the most beautiful sistine chapel level art of deeply symbolic and emotional moments tagged #Squamp on my dash. who is squamp!!! which coworker are they gay for !!!!!!!
childhood friends to complete strangers
if cannibalism was legal would you try it?
yes
no
tumblr being the website of cannibalism talk and the moral discussions of it im curious what the consensus is if it was actually legal.
PLEASE elaborate in the tags on reasonings, etc.
Alright feeling the need to elaborate. The general idea is it’s freely given/consensual and no prions. So basically if there were no negative consequences.
Yes but only if I can bite it out of an alive person

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Currently watching project hail Mary gonna give live updates here(also probaly only doing the first 30 minutes cause otherwise this is too long):
● First 5 minutes and this is the most pathetic man I've ever seen, also wtf were they pulling out of him. Recognizing something and not knowing how then just screaming "HOW DO I KNOW THAT? AM I SMART" is so real. Also lots of incoherent blabbering, reminds me watching someone try to prove they aren't drunk enough to stop drinking
●what are goated teacher, also distracting kids by just playing game cause you dont/aren't allowed to answer is a good strategy
● forget anything good I said eating Ramen with mustard is disgusting why did humanity choose this guy
●funniest scientific insult ever, im back to loving this guy
●a no nonsense woman is probably the best pick to put in charge. Cause if she screws you can blame it on woman, it's successful you can credit it to all the scientist working on it
●OH THE CARL RYLAND FRIENDSHIP IS ON
●OH THE CARL RYLAND FATHERHOOD ARC IS ON
●"been a long time since I've taken a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was" me too ryland
●woman you are evil for making him do public presentations, but also this is karma for being a teacher ryland(don't take this wrong I still love teacher)
●is the woman on the space ship they same one in charge of the project(I missed her name blame adhd) and if so, fair I would not wanna deal with the consequences of sending someone to go die in space
Ok first 30 minutes done come back for round 2
Ok round 2 begin
●ok this funeral is actually what the fuck like knew it was gonna be sad but fuck you movie
●him cutting of saying what the fuck feels very much like it's been ingrained in him from being a teacher
●yeah ryland do some acrobatic manoveours, and try to get away from what look like a half rendered space ship
●oh maybe it's a message, WAIT ALIENS ARE ALWAYS EVIL IN MOVIES ITS A BOMB SHIELD UP
●ok then sending messages by hust throwing it across space is really funny, also the ropes are really smart good job ryland, I still think your pretty pathetic(in a good way)
●OH MY GOD SPACE ROCK IS ADOBARLE
●WOW rude to just attack ryland, a less pathetic person probably would have atleast hit it
●damn ryland atleast ask it out before taking it to dance
●OH THE ROCKY GRACE FRIENDSHIP IS ON
●immediately starting to rant to the first living thing you see in for ever is so me, I love ryland
●why is the second option for voice straight dial up sex, like why was that an option. We should pick the one with charm.
●NO DONT LEAVE HIM GRACE
●how much time did they stay awake for it to be the first time the sleep
●i agree with the girl, but instead of heroine just give me all the funniest drugs and let me do a space walk while doing them
●i love this pilot guy(don't remember his name) and the advice that just need to find someone to be brave for is really good
Ok come back for round 3
Ok round 3 begin
●oh the rocky mobile is happening
●oh rocky is both my mother calling my room dirty, and a five year old, and a bad roommate
●it's the three musketeers(a rock, a spaceship, and middle school teacher) going on a road trip through space
●how much drama would I have to cause at the pre launch suicide mission to get kicked of the team
●im not gay but if ryan gosling with the slutty glasses is hot
●oh damn this scene with them facing graces death is so sad
●oh yeah I forgot to comment on Adrian, but that's so cute good for rocky
●also shit went boom
●oh god hearing rocky pleading him not to get the catcher is so much sad
●OH GOD THERES A HOLE BUT NO GOAL
●oh the fact that there's no translation for rocky just screaming is wild
●NO ROCKY YOU ARE CARRYING THIS MOVIE DONT DIE
●oh so that's how he ended up on the mission
Oh round 3 is over, im going to bed and coming back tommorow
Currently watching project hail Mary gonna give live updates here(also probaly only doing the first 30 minutes cause otherwise this is too long):
● First 5 minutes and this is the most pathetic man I've ever seen, also wtf were they pulling out of him. Recognizing something and not knowing how then just screaming "HOW DO I KNOW THAT? AM I SMART" is so real. Also lots of incoherent blabbering, reminds me watching someone try to prove they aren't drunk enough to stop drinking
●what are goated teacher, also distracting kids by just playing game cause you dont/aren't allowed to answer is a good strategy
● forget anything good I said eating Ramen with mustard is disgusting why did humanity choose this guy
●funniest scientific insult ever, im back to loving this guy
●a no nonsense woman is probably the best pick to put in charge. Cause if she screws you can blame it on woman, it's successful you can credit it to all the scientist working on it
●OH THE CARL RYLAND FRIENDSHIP IS ON
●OH THE CARL RYLAND FATHERHOOD ARC IS ON
●"been a long time since I've taken a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was" me too ryland
●woman you are evil for making him do public presentations, but also this is karma for being a teacher ryland(don't take this wrong I still love teacher)
●is the woman on the space ship they same one in charge of the project(I missed her name blame adhd) and if so, fair I would not wanna deal with the consequences of sending someone to go die in space
Ok first 30 minutes done come back for round 2
Ok round 2 begin
●ok this funeral is actually what the fuck like knew it was gonna be sad but fuck you movie
●him cutting of saying what the fuck feels very much like it's been ingrained in him from being a teacher
●yeah ryland do some acrobatic manoveours, and try to get away from what look like a half rendered space ship
●oh maybe it's a message, WAIT ALIENS ARE ALWAYS EVIL IN MOVIES ITS A BOMB SHIELD UP
●ok then sending messages by hust throwing it across space is really funny, also the ropes are really smart good job ryland, I still think your pretty pathetic(in a good way)
●OH MY GOD SPACE ROCK IS ADOBARLE
●WOW rude to just attack ryland, a less pathetic person probably would have atleast hit it
●damn ryland atleast ask it out before taking it to dance
●OH THE ROCKY GRACE FRIENDSHIP IS ON
●immediately starting to rant to the first living thing you see in for ever is so me, I love ryland
●why is the second option for voice straight dial up sex, like why was that an option. We should pick the one with charm.
●NO DONT LEAVE HIM GRACE
●how much time did they stay awake for it to be the first time the sleep
●i agree with the girl, but instead of heroine just give me all the funniest drugs and let me do a space walk while doing them
●i love this pilot guy(don't remember his name) and the advice that just need to find someone to be brave for is really good
Ok come back for round 3