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Mihawk's mouth goes faster than his brain sometimes like all people but he also doesnt gaf and isnt good with social cues so hes had interactions where he just shameless with no regrets. The filter on that man is MINIMAL .

Someone take away crocodiles cigars and mihawks wine. I wanna see what happens.(Everybody dying) I could imagine

Crocodiles body temperature is hot as shit especially if he been out in the sun (he runs on sand temperatures) and mihawk is as cold as ice (The wine does help make him a lil warmer to the touch.) So, hypothetically them sleeping together (literally) would work perfectly nobody gets too hot and nobody get too cold (even though they are both perfectly content with their normal body temperatures) and that hypothetical turns into a nice comfy reality BUT only after quite few nights. Cause those first nights went like

Gaban when he saw a pretty giant lady

The whitebeard pirates on the beach

You know how kittens sometimes climb on their owners back I could imagine crocodile walking around look for a missing baby bananawani meanwhile the whole time the bananwani is on clinging on his back and he hadnt noticed because it was on his coat. like

https://www.tumblr.com/well-whateverone/821233933190610944/gram-was-whitebeards-partner-interesting?source=share

This happens on a regular basis cause crocodiles stubborn af

The theory about Weevil gets funnier/has more holes because Oda just implied that Whitebeard had an affair/dated Marco's (other) father.