Leave your jewels in the bank and buy a revolver.

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself "you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy"

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

Oh look it’s God

He made it with his thought and 0.000001% power

I remember this episode and it’s worth pointing out that all of the villian-in-rubber-mask’s hijinks were explained…. BUT THIS WASN’T.

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe