Maya

it’s always florida

“Florida man try’s to rob a atm but instead welds it shut”

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

my jawwwww needs to be picked up!! she is just so beautiful

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast