but to live doesn't mean you're alive.

My salary is so shitty 😒

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself

they’re WHAT

“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.” 

I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone.

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

top 10 anime plot twists

Okay this seemed like it was gonn be fucked up but it was sweet

Only gen xers lol glad they’re the future

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

The new Home Alone flick looks legit

someday someone is gonna be so soft and gentle with your heart, you’re gonna be so glad you kept it open, you’re gonna wonder why you ever thought about quieting it down