Meep

Alastor: what is it?

Charlie: there’s a bat loose in the hotel. Can you deal with it?

Alastor: ha! That’s simple! I’ll deal with the filthy little creature right now

Later*

Vaggi: hey Charlie, did you take care of the bat?

Charlie: oh I was having trouble so I asked Alastor for help. He’s taking care of it now

Alastor comes crashing through the ceiling*

Vaggi: WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Charlie: Are you ok? What happened?!?

Alastor: the bat

Vaggi: the bat…

Alastor: that little horrid monster is putting up quite a fight!

Charlie: maybe we should just call an exterminator

Alastor: No! Don’t you even think about it Charlie! It’s personal now!

Alastor flies back up through the hole in the ceiling on his tentacles*

Crashes and shattering sounds proceed*

Haven't posted on here in awhile.

Because this man came from the south. What is the south famous for? COMFORT FOOD. Sure, he's no Michelin chef but of my god can he make the best fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Like he's got his own fry recipe and mashes the potatoes by hand

And his apple pie is to DIE FOR. And that's not because it has toxin in it! (it doesn't, at least if he's baking it for someone he likes)

He's also amazing as breakfast foods, best french toast you can imagine with real fruit compote and hand made whipped cream. Eggs cooked perfectly every time. Toast with lots of butter and jam.

Last photocards!

Will only be making new ones on commission for atleast a while

This AU is my official apology for IF to the radioststic nation.... im sorry for trauma, it will happen again.

And - yes, this is a whole ass AU, where Alastor and Vox have healthy PLATONIC relationships and don't hate each other, and Vox accepts that Alastor is aroace, and Vox doesn't have instant boner when Alastor does something cute or hot wether on accident or not, and tootally nothing traumatic happened in the past. Absolutely.

Anyway, stay tuned for more....