Arthur Morgan's hoe

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

nobody talks enough about the bermuda triangle these days what's with that

these lyrics singlehandedly cured all the chemical imbalances in my brain

i will Take Him

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

Now we’re having a good day again.