Precious Golden Son of a Bitch

my sister just said “what if donald trump isnt actually a bad person but it’s his hair whispering lies into his ear and controlling his physical form. what if is hair is the root of all evil” like it was that fucking bowler hat from meet the robinsons

I love how many of them are praying

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

😂

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

HOLY WATER SLIDE

positivity is cool and all but repressing negative feelings is toxic to yr mind and body. dont feel guilt for having an array of emotions. its corny to fake positivity when it isnt sincere, feeling stuff even bad stuff is nothing to be guilty over. its okay to feel bad sometimes

@cookie-pan-sexual

nobody’s dick is big when u think of how small we are in this universe

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”