Bearded Cat

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

New cryptid just dropped

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

and they taste weird

they’re naturally toxic. clowns meat is not safe to eat unless prepared by a professional, and even then it’s more of a novelty food. some cultures consider it a delicacy but i can’t ethically endorse that

Y'all. Clowns are used as decor. WHY ARE YALL EATING CLOWNS

yeah as taxidermied decor. that doesn’t mean you can’t eat the meat

Please, if you an interest in clowns, donate to help them, don’t try to raise them yourself, and don’t support breeders.

sometimes i think Hannibal is the most unlikely synopsis to ever make it through production. “we’re going to explore the early years of a pop culturally infamous serial killer from a established franchise of books & film, but we're re-imagining him as the romantic anti-hero of a gothic narrative in a lush, hedonist modern setting."

"we will explore his character through long philosophical conversations about the nature of humanity and violence, invest heavily in lavish symbolism-laden dream sequences, and portray gore and cannibalism as stunning works of art, captured by the most exquisite cinematography you have ever witnessed."

"what starts out as a conventional psychological thriller is transformed (alongside increasingly homoerotic imagery and allusions to greco-roman art & mythology) into a tragic gay love story we snuck past the censors. Also we got that hot Bond Villain to star.”

#Bryan Fuller got to indulge in every fanfic writers' dream of retconning his most extreme headcanons into actual canon #and he went absolutely buck wild and i RESPECT that 

'yes this is the same franchise as that guy who tore off someone's face and wore it like a mask. same character actually. we've made some changes'

My deepest fear is cannibalism (idk either) but this really sold me on finally watching hannibal