Gay

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

i don't know if this is true but i saw people on twitter saying that the movie says everyone has a tattoo that sends biofeedback to the government so they can tell you're cheating if a couple's tattoos aren't like. activated at the same time. but the tattoo wouldn't know if you're having sex with someone or just jerking off, right? are they not allowed to jerk off except on sex night??

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

this tiktok fills me with an indescribable emotion. the doll collection. the porcelain pig. the completely beige decor. the completely beige person. the fact that they absolutely cannot twerk. the fact that none of these songs are remotely twerkable. the concept of even twerking to dominique. i cant do this i must point out once more that this person absolutely cannot fucking twerk this shit is all back no ass in their fucking beige ass khakis they have like negative twerking abilities. this is driving me insane i am running up the walls over this

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed