Beware the Beanwalrus!

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.

So out of curiosity I decided to see what they were marketing to me, as a woman. Is it just going to be cutesy games like nintendogs or something?

The signs are not good. Is this going to be a ‘men play consoles women play handhelds’ stereotype or something? Lets scroll down…

Huh. Well Pokemon is the next big handheld release. So lets see what they’re marketing to men?

…the same thing…? 

…literally the exact same thing.

They posted the same page twice, and just changed the pronouns in the captions.

Nintendo doesn’t care what gender you are.

Trump: ( groping the curtains) You know me and real estate, gotta see what makes it great! Maybe get some more gold in this dump.

Obama: You do that, but if you’d just step through here I wanted to offer you some of the wine you’ll be getting as President, it’s good stuff.

(Obama gestures through a door frame into what appears to be a dusty wine cellar)

Trump: Really? I love a nice Cab-er-net, good head you know what I mean. (Trump eases himself in through the door)

Obama: Yeah, it’s right there in the back, just go grab it. 

(Trump wanders towards the back of the room as Obama closes the cellar door)

Trump: This one bottle is YUUUGE-HEY!

(Outside the cellar door Biden approaches with a wheelbarrow full of bricks and mortar, a boombox is on his shoulder, Loverboy can be heard)

Obama: The thousand inuries of The Don I’ve born as best I could; but when he ventured on moving into my house I vowed revenge.