Roberto Sanchez the Worm-Cat

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

r there no fireflies in europe??

british person: *sees 10 million fireflies* i litcherally con’t believe my eyes

people who CLAIM to be cat lovers but dont like hairless cats are NOT VALID if you cant appreciate cats in their most pure form, uncovered and exposed for what they truly are, yuou’re a fake cat lover

james charles is just twink ted cruz

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif. 

Holy fuCK

….what?

How……what…..why????

…I want this to ring in class

I have… mixed feelings about this

I actually love it and want it on my iTunes

ITS BACK ON MY DASH YAY

Holy heck.

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

Butterfly effect