ok mom

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

@honeythingtwice

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I will always reblog this

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

Omg pjackk is gone again

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

give the Gen Alpha kiddies a little treat, let it be this Sunday so that 6/7 becomes even more hilarious to them/annoying to their parents

AITA for having wants and needs

did you google how to take a screen shot