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I think we deserve an alternative book where Esperanza is alive. Then she and Sally could start a club for mothers of Greek demigods + extra demigods they adopted
But omg YESSS. Mortal Moms of the Prophecy Seven: Support Group. Impromptu therapy* sessions are encouraged and welcomed! *(disclaimer: no legit therapy-ing offered, just sympathies and advice.) AA confidentiality rules applyâ âwhat you see here, what you hear here, when you leave here, let it stay here.â Rulebreaking is not tolerated, under threat of Godly Wrath (read: aphrodite). When shit-talking any gods, please refer to the nickname sheet. Use the fake name provided so others can still understand you while also making sure the god in question doesnât hear and smite you.
Annabethâs stepmom, Mrs Chase, is always invited, but she only has the time to show up every now and then, usually on weekends. The club helps her when she needs time to decompress without being alone, rant about her kids (all of them) to people who understand, and be reminded that her life isnât as dull and monotonous as it feels sometimesâ talking about how their children are demigods whose lives are based in Greek mythology helps with the last one.
Sometimes, because her only visitor is Hermes, the club will make a field trip to May Castellanâs house. One person talks to her to keep her busy while the others clean up the house and cook her a hearty meal. She doesnât often mistake them for Luke because theyâre adult women, but when it happens, they play along. Sheâs an honorary member whether she knows it or not.
Itâs mostly just gossip and wine-time. An hour or two to unwind with no distractions or responsibilities, just chill. Thereâs a splash of book club too, added by (and for) Sally where they read awful books, dissect what makes them shitty, and point and laugh. Eventually, they all end up contributing an activity. For Esperanza, they have nights where she teaches useful basic machinery lessons and the occasional getting drunk and trying to build Ikea furniture without instructions. Mrs Chase is a good cook, but also freakishly good at baking, so sometimes they all work together to bake excessively fancy dishes/desserts and eat it all with drinks. they accidentally get really into making sourdough and now have what is the equivalent of a class pet jar of sourdough starter (they named it Rye-an).
Aphrodite attends once to check it out after hearing about it while snooping on her OTP: Percy mentions it in passing to Annabeth when she asks how Sallyâs been doing. Aphrodite pops in with a flourish, they decide that despite not being a mortal, she can be a member if she wishes. She stays the whole time, and even though itâs tense and stilted in her presence, she loves it. So at the end of the meeting, she announces that instead of an honorary member, sheâd rather be their patron god; sheâs willing to sponsor and bless the gathering in the name of Aphrodite and Girls Supporting Girls if they make a small shrine to do a food offering every time they meet up. The club agrees (sweatdropping because what are they supposed to do, deny a god?), and thatâs that. (During baking days, Aphroditeâs offering is part of what they made.) Aphrodite also says sheâll keep the club's existence lowkeyâ from Athena as well because thatâd be âjust so awkward, not to mention I already called dibsâ. Her sponsorship/protection doubles as her being the executor of Ominous And Unescapable Consequences for anyone who airs out business told in club confidence. Gossip is great, but not when you backstab your girlies for it.
"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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okay but going off that post I reblogged about Dickâs suit glowing, imagine if that is actually a safety feature Bruce installed in everyoneâs suits (secretly of course) so that it could act as a beacon in times of distress. a glowing suit would be so useful for underwater rescue, for example, or for tracking someone down whoâs unconscious and/or hidden somewhere. maybe Bruce even has it for his own suit, just under his insignia, and he uses it to coax scared children toward him in the dark.
As soon as I read the words âglowingâ and âunderwater rescueâ, I thought of that scene in Big Hero 6 where Baymax saves them from drowning and afterward is used as a glowing heat pad to keep everyone warm!!
So what Iâm saying is maybe the insignia can put off heat too for keeping the wearer (and others who need it) warm. Something something reprieve from the cold⌠a beam of warm sun in the dark winter⌠cuddle puddles⌠huddling for warmthâŚ
Tonsils? Sure. Might have to get them taken out again.
But say Jason had his appendix removed for some reason or other, pre-death. And it regenerates. Oh no.
Maybe he got a chunk of flesh cut off somehow, either as Robin or when he was younger. A piece of ear, or something. The meat hath returned.
Piercings that used a hollow needle? Nope. All closed up because that little skin-circle that got taken out came right back.
Oh fun you got your wisdom teeth out? Theyâre in your mouth again. Gotta do that procedure again. If by this age the teeth would have been fully grown/out, theyve emerged now, mashing into the regular teeth, a searing drumbeat of sharp and dull toothache.
Had to get some metal put in ya? some pins, screws, a plate, or a bar? Now the bone is back where it used to be, pushing the metal out. oozingly slow because of the constant healing around it, the regrowth is putting constant pressure on it, pushing it through the skin and flesh bit by bit until plop! And the metal sinks to the bottom of the Pit like it was never there.
If all this stuff happened, maybe people who are put in the Lazarus Pit have to be operated on soon after they wake up. Maybe the surgeons try to do it while the they are unconscious⌠and maybe sometimes the subject wakes up too soon?
Fr I bet the League of Assassins doesnât need to buy organic material when someone needs a surgery. Just a quick dunk and youâre all good. And if for some reason the hurt person couldnât be dunked (they canât swim? Idk), there could be a back-up almost-corpse kept on hand. Just dunk and refresh the harvestee after they take the organs, blood, etc needed! ⌠and Iâm realizing how horrifying that would be for the person in that situation wow. They could be a bulk supplier for biological/human body needs on the black market too.
About the cancer part: with the life-changing Lazarus Pits on hand which work like fucking miracle medicine, and Raâs being a doctor, Iâm surprised he went the âevil assassin leaderâ route rather than the âevil capitalist businessmanâ one. He could have profited so. freakin. Much. off of selling patented âHealing Lazarus Waterâ or something along the lines. He could have experimented with forming it into non-liquid types of medicine to make its use (and sale) more widespread/accessible to patients of all kinds. He could have made it ludicrously expensive and no one could do a single damn thing about it. I mean, it heals basically everythingâ he could have become a fucking tyrant in the medical industry.
There's also the humane option of free treatment and such via your mentioned Lazarus Baptisms, but itâs Raâs⌠so.
Also you should totally coin the phrase âLazarus Baptismâ because itâs amazing
Oh, and that got me thinking of some sort of cult based around the Lazarus Pits. But instead, Raâs decides to take inspo from mega-church pastors and sweet-talks his way into tons of financial support too. Make a religion out of it or something, give it laws that keep people stuck once theyâre in, talk shit about the nonbelievers, and boom. Gain a bunch of loyal followers. Maybe leverage the Pitâs healing abilities for more desperate, unwilling followers. Sounds straightforward to me, especially because the object/place in question being worshipped is verifiably real. Just have to start by proving the Pits work in an undeniable way to gain trust and all that, and then off you go.
Man, this is driving me crazy. Thereâs loads of potential evil (and good I guess) the League could be doing with the Lazarus Pits. But nooo just do your regular stab stab killing assassin thing, whatever. Not very imaginative, in my opinion. Booorrring.
THE VIBES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE IMMACULATE MY GOODNESS.
I understand ALL OF THIS RAMBLING AND I LOVE THE IDEA AAA
Fully agreed that murder is boring truly, capitalism would've been such a more real (and all the more terrifying) evil but nooo stabby stabby slashy slashy BOOOOOO
Oh my god wait paywalling the treatment to illnesses would be also VERY horrifying and MM I just want that evil pumped into my bloodstream GIMME THAT YESS
And then maybe instead of going slashy slashy stabby stabby all fights no funky jazz they could go FULL funky jazz and have to go undercover James bond style to go and do something about this incredibly rich evil mastermind and it would be so fun
Also Ra's could and WOULD use the Lazarus cult following probably by leveraging the all healing pits of evil baja blast over people who need the pits of evil baja blast, and if they can't leave once they're in, well then that's just all the better for financial support by offering things to the pits of ever growing despair Baja, of course. And if someone still has the GALL to not believe the Baja, just dunk em in. What's a little evil juice gonna do to ya at the end of the day ? Cmon, just a little initiation evil baptism, of course.
This all has to end with Ra's becoming mister moneybags from monopoly via paywalling cancer.
tysm for continuing on the yap sesh, much appreciated, immaculate vibes here
LOVE your AU idea. Just⌠an AU where the bats have to go full undercover agent to stop Ras from paywalling the Pitâ itâs a situation where there is evil to be stopped, sure, but itâs also a situation where Bruce Wayneâs name becomes more feared to the opposition than Batmanâs. Billionaire vs Billionaire. Old money vs New Money (not actually true considering Raâs has had centuries to accumulate wealth, but he prob made a fake identity, so the public thinks so). Bruce, as an abhorrently wealthy person himself, struggling constantly with his hero complex and wish to defeat not just criminals of the legal system but criminals of society and humanity. Which includes a lot of shitty/unjust rich people. Then, Raâs fucks around, so Bruce goes hmm and decides to take out his anger about the issue on this one especially evil rich guy and his organization as Bruce Wayne instead of Batman. Continuing to spread the message that the Waynes do not fucking approve of criminal/inhumane bullshit even if youâve got tons of money. YES.
And that's not even mentioning the absolutely awesome part of the bats getting to creep around and fight baddies like super spies. They all get wacky somehow-functional disguises. Tim deciding to make some spy-movie-esq. gadgets for everyone. Dick amping up the atmosphere by being extra with his fighting style, like incorporating a bunch of completely unnecessary complex flips. The kids bickering about who they think would be the main character in the hypothetical Bats spy movie. I love every single bit of it!! Aaah!!!
Honestly Iâm so down to write it, and if I ever get the motivation, I just might⌠Raâsâ takeover as a prologue, bats spy AU after it, whatâs not to love? (If I do end up writing it, Iâll tag you for permission/credit ofc!)
Raâs going âlmao donât believe me? sure alright. Get Baja dunked, fuckheadâ is amazing. I can picture it so clearly itâs great. Heâd probably do it in front of an audience, so dunking only one person spreads the idea/message wider without actually having to heal more people. Could you imagine: present day, itâs some sort of revered ceremony, ornate and elaborate, that people who are looking for something to believe in attend to see if itâs all true. However, the first few hundred of Raâsâ followers know that these âceremoniesâ used to consist of some beaten-up and kidnapped non-believer in the seat of a carnival dunk tank (with all the stereotypical music and decor of course), Raâs giving a sharp, all-teeth smile as he throws a knife to activate the trapdoor lever-thing for extra flair, no sweet-talking neededâ most of those early followers stuck around because Raâsâ crazy matched their crazy. And yeah, if anyone would know how to run a cult with a terrifying level of efficiency, itâd be Raâs. Heâd work them like they applied for a 9-5 job.
The initiation idea is actually dope as fuck too. When you first join and pledge your allegiance, maybe you get a sip of the Blessed Baja. Work your way up the line, and you get more access to the Lazarus Pit. The more of your life you dedicate to the cause, the more life Lazarusâ Pit will give back to you. Or something.
Tonsils? Sure. Might have to get them taken out again.
But say Jason had his appendix removed for some reason or other, pre-death. And it regenerates. Oh no.
Maybe he got a chunk of flesh cut off somehow, either as Robin or when he was younger. A piece of ear, or something. The meat hath returned.
Piercings that used a hollow needle? Nope. All closed up because that little skin-circle that got taken out came right back.
Oh fun you got your wisdom teeth out? Theyâre in your mouth again. Gotta do that procedure again. If by this age the teeth would have been fully grown/out, theyve emerged now, mashing into the regular teeth, a searing drumbeat of sharp and dull toothache.
Had to get some metal put in ya? some pins, screws, a plate, or a bar? Now the bone is back where it used to be, pushing the metal out. oozingly slow because of the constant healing around it, the regrowth is putting constant pressure on it, pushing it through the skin and flesh bit by bit until plop! And the metal sinks to the bottom of the Pit like it was never there.
If all this stuff happened, maybe people who are put in the Lazarus Pit have to be operated on soon after they wake up. Maybe the surgeons try to do it while the they are unconscious⌠and maybe sometimes the subject wakes up too soon?
Fr I bet the League of Assassins doesnât need to buy organic material when someone needs a surgery. Just a quick dunk and youâre all good. And if for some reason the hurt person couldnât be dunked (they canât swim? Idk), there could be a back-up almost-corpse kept on hand. Just dunk and refresh the harvestee after they take the organs, blood, etc needed! ⌠and Iâm realizing how horrifying that would be for the person in that situation wow. They could be a bulk supplier for biological/human body needs on the black market too.
About the cancer part: with the life-changing Lazarus Pits on hand which work like fucking miracle medicine, and Raâs being a doctor, Iâm surprised he went the âevil assassin leaderâ route rather than the âevil capitalist businessmanâ one. He could have profited so. freakin. Much. off of selling patented âHealing Lazarus Waterâ or something along the lines. He could have experimented with forming it into non-liquid types of medicine to make its use (and sale) more widespread/accessible to patients of all kinds. He could have made it ludicrously expensive and no one could do a single damn thing about it. I mean, it heals basically everythingâ he could have become a fucking tyrant in the medical industry.
There's also the humane option of free treatment and such via your mentioned Lazarus Baptisms, but itâs Raâs⌠so.
Also you should totally coin the phrase âLazarus Baptismâ because itâs amazing
Oh, and that got me thinking of some sort of cult based around the Lazarus Pits. But instead, Raâs decides to take inspo from mega-church pastors and sweet-talks his way into tons of financial support too. Make a religion out of it or something, give it laws that keep people stuck once theyâre in, talk shit about the nonbelievers, and boom. Gain a bunch of loyal followers. Maybe leverage the Pitâs healing abilities for more desperate, unwilling followers. Sounds straightforward to me, especially because the object/place in question being worshipped is verifiably real. Just have to start by proving the Pits work in an undeniable way to gain trust and all that, and then off you go.
Man, this is driving me crazy. Thereâs loads of potential evil (and good I guess) the League could be doing with the Lazarus Pits. But nooo just do your regular stab stab killing assassin thing, whatever. Not very imaginative, in my opinion. Booorrring.
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Tonsils? Sure. Might have to get them taken out again.
But say Jason had his appendix removed for some reason or other, pre-death. And it regenerates. Oh no.
Maybe he got a chunk of flesh cut off somehow, either as Robin or when he was younger. A piece of ear, or something. The meat hath returned.
Piercings that used a hollow needle? Nope. All closed up because that little skin-circle that got taken out came right back.
Oh fun you got your wisdom teeth out? Theyâre in your mouth again. Gotta do that procedure again. If by this age the teeth would have been fully grown/out, theyve emerged now, mashing into the regular teeth, a searing drumbeat of sharp and dull toothache.
Had to get some metal put in ya? some pins, screws, a plate, or a bar? Now the bone is back where it used to be, pushing the metal out. oozingly slow because of the constant healing around it, the regrowth is putting constant pressure on it, pushing it through the skin and flesh bit by bit until plop! And the metal sinks to the bottom of the Pit like it was never there.
If all this stuff happened, maybe people who are put in the Lazarus Pit have to be operated on soon after they wake up. Maybe the surgeons try to do it while the they are unconscious⌠and maybe sometimes the subject wakes up too soon?
mmmh true⌠cant give up the angst⌠but that brings up another question: why do some scars stay and others donât? And before anyone corrects me yes I know the autopsy scar is fanon. But in our little fanon realm, why did the autopsy scar (the one I think youâre referring to) stay, while (in most fics/fanart Iâve seen) the joker J-brand on his face is healed? I bet the answer is something along the lines of âbecause yesâ, with the addition of character design and plot devices. But I wonder if the fandom could finagle a way to make it for an actual Lazarus Pit related reason.
Like for exampleâ and do understand that Iâm just talking out my ass because I donât know that much about dcâ say that the Pit is affected by the person in it. What if the Pit not only heals the physical damage, but tries to heal the mental damage too? Keyword: tries. The Lazarus Pitsâ only technical ability is regenerating and healing physically. But maybe whatever mystical-magic-funk itâs made of strives to heal as much as possible with its limitations. Scars that have no bad memories attached at the time (ex: the autopsy scar because Jason didnât have any memory of it happening) stay because, in the moment, the Pit canât tell if itâs detrimental. The scars that are distressing or worse (ex: the joker brand, associated with heaps of trauma) are removed as an attempt to sooth the mind.
it could be because the autopsy scar happened post-mortem and so when the pit healed jason it didnt know how to cleanly heal that section properly so scar
also the lazarus pit is some weird fucked up magic
Tonsils? Sure. Might have to get them taken out again.
But say Jason had his appendix removed for some reason or other, pre-death. And it regenerates. Oh no.
Maybe he got a chunk of flesh cut off somehow, either as Robin or when he was younger. A piece of ear, or something. The meat hath returned.
Piercings that used a hollow needle? Nope. All closed up because that little skin-circle that got taken out came right back.
Oh fun you got your wisdom teeth out? Theyâre in your mouth again. Gotta do that procedure again. If by this age the teeth would have been fully grown/out, theyve emerged now, mashing into the regular teeth, a searing drumbeat of sharp and dull toothache.
Had to get some metal put in ya? some pins, screws, a plate, or a bar? Now the bone is back where it used to be, pushing the metal out. oozingly slow because of the constant healing around it, the regrowth is putting constant pressure on it, pushing it through the skin and flesh bit by bit until plop! And the metal sinks to the bottom of the Pit like it was never there.
If all this stuff happened, maybe people who are put in the Lazarus Pit have to be operated on soon after they wake up. Maybe the surgeons try to do it while the they are unconscious⌠and maybe sometimes the subject wakes up too soon?
mmmh true⌠cant give up the angst⌠but that brings up another question: why do some scars stay and others donât? And before anyone corrects me yes I know the autopsy scar is fanon. But in our little fanon realm, why did the autopsy scar (the one I think youâre referring to) stay, while (in most fics/fanart Iâve seen) the joker J-brand on his face is healed? I bet the answer is something along the lines of âbecause yesâ, with the addition of character design and plot devices. But I wonder if the fandom could finagle a way to make it for an actual Lazarus Pit related reason.
Like for exampleâ and do understand that Iâm just talking out my ass because I donât know that much about dcâ say that the Pit is affected by the person in it. What if the Pit not only heals the physical damage, but tries to heal the mental damage too? Keyword: tries. The Lazarus Pitsâ only technical ability is regenerating and healing physically. But maybe whatever mystical-magic-funk itâs made of strives to heal as much as possible with its limitations. Scars that have no bad memories attached at the time (ex: the autopsy scar because Jason didnât have any memory of it happening) stay because, in the moment, the Pit canât tell if itâs detrimental. The scars that are distressing or worse (ex: the joker brand, associated with heaps of trauma) are removed as an attempt to sooth the mind.
So. Rambles under the cut. Iâm a little feral cause Iâve been postponing watching this for a hot minute.
moments from Batman v Superman that made me Feel Something:
the gun that killed Martha being placed just right between her necklace so when it shot her pearls broke. Like. Ough.
âDo you bleed?â
said while staring into Clarks soul with your glinting crazy eyes. such a very normal thing to say bruce. If this version of Bruce wayne wasnât running around in a bat costume I feel like heâd be a mad scientist. he and lex could be crazy scientist buds who experiment on aliens together. Also the following âyou willâ after Superman flew away was cringeworthy but the first bit made up for it.
The whole conversation Clark had with his mother, along the lines of âyou donât owe them anythingâ : Thanks Ma Kent for being so real and true. Also great how Clark runs to her for every emotional crisis what a mommas boy /pos
âIâm older now than my father ever was.â
yo what the fuck that came out of left field and kneed me in the kidney. No words just ouch.
âThis is my legacy.â ⌠âThe first generation [of Waynes] made their fortune trading with the French. Pelts and skins. They were hunters.â
Olay the look on his face when he said the last sentence was lowkey bringing back the crazy eyesâ tempered of course bc itâs Alfred. But jeez no wonder his mask doesnât cover his eyes because when he gets that freak glare you know itâs scary af for an opponent. Or sexy. Distracting in many ways. Someone put that expression under a microscope. Someone put him under a microscope.
âNo one stays good in the worldâ
Before flying off? Just like that? Had to pause, debate whether to laugh or be suprised, and then just ended up saying âwhat??â at the screen.
Batmanâs metal suit. Brother please you look like if a soup can wanted to be a real boy. I know itâs for a reason, two of those being to look shiny and to include platforms in your boots, but itâs so goofy. Goofy in a cool way.? Like itâs corny because it looks overly intimidating and dangerous, but it also does actually kick ass so. Idk man. Mixed feelings but the majority is LMAO
When bruce hits Clark with the kryptonite poof for the second time, Clark collapses ⌠Bruce goes out of his way to rip a sink off the wall and break it over Clarkâs head⌠i CACKLED. You have so many weapons, multiple that you made specifically for defeating Clark, and you use the FUCKIN SINK.
Ohhh the whole âwhy did you say Martha!?â Moment. Bruce wondering what else Clark knows just for Lois to rush in and be like âno mr batman thatâs his mommas nameâ. I was sooo expecting for Bruce to go âah okay well atleast it wasnât about me teeheeâ and stiLL GUT HIM LIKE A FISH. Forgot there was more to the movie than the girlies fighting for a minute. But yeah whatever they reconciled. Boooo the show must go on
âI donât deserve you Alfred.â âNo sir, you donât.â
Yeah⌠yeah. Especially when Alfred then takes over the fucking batplane thing and continues to be a badass like a minute later lmao.
Bruce you little bitch you canât introduce yourself as âa friend of your sonâ to Martha when you were trying to spear him dead not an hour earlier?? This part had me giggling hard. Also Martha you continue to be the best mwah kisses
âYou lose.â âI donât know how to lose.â âYouâll learn.â
CLARK. I donât need to say anything for this other than CLARK *swoon*.
WONDER WOMANS INTRO MUSIC HAHAHAH
âŚAnd then the rest of the movie I forgot to have rational thought. Like a dog seeing a squirrelâ Ooo wow fight scenes. Got me like đď¸đď¸
Only zoned back in for a moment to laugh at how Bruce and Diana were standing behind Lois while she was having her emotional funeral moment like đ§đ§.
Honorable mention (aka itâs impossible to narrow it down to my fav parts): every single thing about Lex Luthor Junior. Lex being a charismatic twitchy evil nerd who really really wants to dissect aliens is scarily endearing. Peeling off the dead-guy-kryptonianâs fingerprintsâ straight up skinning them off the body and wearing them to enter the spaceship is. Hah. Like yeah exactly, the dude youâve introduced to me in this movie would definitely do that. Calling Superman and god and then full-naming his secret identity, like Lex is shoving the fact that thereâs more under the âdivinityâ right in his face. Oooooh yeah. Setting up a hero surprise dateâ a âfight nightâ for âgod versus manââ like a deranged matchmaker? Kind of iconic. HOW HE REVEALED HE KIDNAPPED CLARKS MOTHER?? Oh, heâs AWFUL. and heâs GIDDY, completely unrepentant. Iâm jittering just thinking about it he made it rain on supes with pictures of his captured mother. thatâs a hilarious amount of emotionally fucked up. Fundamentally twisted, that goober is. âand now god bends to my willâ AHHHH. But yeah just love how they made him batshit insane, pun entirely intended. The last bit w/ the âdingdingdingâ was funny.
Jesse Eisenberg played the whole âtweaky freaky psycho geekâ sitch sooo well like dude hats off. You found your nicheâ nerds, psychos, emotionally repressed people, or a wombo comboâ and you stuck with it. Keep spreading your geek freak my beloved.
Bonus thirst:
BATTFLECK OH MY GODSHSJDHD⌠heâs so. Wow. And heâs so fucking large??? Idk how to word it because Iâve just never seen someone with such a stance. A presence. Like his shoulders are so wide? Broad? Genuinely how does he fit through doors being such a hulking hunk of a man. he looks HAWT in a suit, the suit is what enhances it. In his batsuit itâs personally no biggie but as Bruce Wayne heâs SCRUMPTIOUS.
WONDERWOMAN. good holy mama sheâs gorgeous, of the drop-dead variety. Her accent is. Iâm on my knees. The scene where she gets knocked down by the Monster Thing, huffs, smirks, and then gets back up to fight. WOOF. and of course sheâs absolutely beautiful in her dresses but something about that hero costume⌠maybe itâs how nonchalant she is about killing the Monster Thing while Brice and Clark are both like âwait where did she come from. i thought you brought her.â
Clark is a cutie pie and I Would, donât get me wrong. But also his cuteness for me is more based on his personality so I donât classify it as thirst. Kansas boy earned his hotness for me by doing his hero thing, which is pretty on brand actually.
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Tonsils? Sure. Might have to get them taken out again.
But say Jason had his appendix removed for some reason or other, pre-death. And it regenerates. Oh no.
Maybe he got a chunk of flesh cut off somehow, either as Robin or when he was younger. A piece of ear, or something. The meat hath returned.
Piercings that used a hollow needle? Nope. All closed up because that little skin-circle that got taken out came right back.
Oh fun you got your wisdom teeth out? Theyâre in your mouth again. Gotta do that procedure again. If by this age the teeth would have been fully grown/out, theyve emerged now, mashing into the regular teeth, a searing drumbeat of sharp and dull toothache.
Had to get some metal put in ya? some pins, screws, a plate, or a bar? Now the bone is back where it used to be, pushing the metal out. oozingly slow because of the constant healing around it, the regrowth is putting constant pressure on it, pushing it through the skin and flesh bit by bit until plop! And the metal sinks to the bottom of the Pit like it was never there.
If all this stuff happened, maybe people who are put in the Lazarus Pit have to be operated on soon after they wake up. Maybe the surgeons try to do it while the they are unconscious⌠and maybe sometimes the subject wakes up too soon?
Percyâs neutral expression is a natural brooding look that he gets from Poseidon
That when he does smile itâs crooked and makes him look like a trouble maker
When he talks itâs usually very sarcastic and/or impertinentÂ
His inner monologue is actually very negative and while we, as the readers, take it as a joke heâs usually pretty pessimistic for a good portion of the time
That when heâs fighting his expression is fierce and is hard to tell whether he is the good guy or not
That Leo Valdez equated Percyâs angry expression to the feeling he gets when Jason is about to shoot lightning. Let me repeat - just the look on Percyâs face when heâs angry was considered on par to Jason controlling flipping lightning
That heâs very very vindictive and loyal only to those he considers his friends and once you lose his trust it is nearly impossible to earn backÂ
That while he had the curse of achilles, he laughed crazily while he was single handedly destroying hordes of monsters
He made an entire volcano erupt, awakened a giant, and almost wiped out the northwest of the united states
He tortured a godess just so she would feel his misery
That heâs actually very manipulative and it made Annabeth step back for a moment and reevaluate her perception of him
That while his dark side came to itâs peak in house of hades and wasnât mentioned in blood of olympus, there was no confirmation that it suddenly and completely disappeared after they left Tartarus.
Has been the child of the prophecy twice.
He manipulated Bob to kill his own brother by simply convincing him that they were friends and that is what friends did for each other
He was physically abused by his step father
That with absolutely no training at all he killed the minotaur with itâs own horn at the mere age of twelve
He wins a good majority of his fights by simply outsmarting his opponentÂ
He has scared not only Annabeth but his friends and peers on more than one occasion with his attitude and powers
That heâs considered extremely powerful for a demigod and for a child of the big three and makes the gods slightly nervous
That when heâs upset his powers act to mimic his emotions without him even trying
Has been offered immortality
That he is actually really sorta intimidating without tryingÂ
That we need to stop reducing Percyâs character to a happy-go-lucky comic relief goofball that doesnât know his left foot from right because he is so much more than that
Well this post has unbelievably gotten more than 30k likes/reblogs and I can now die happy . To celebrate, Iâm extending the list of canon moments for those of you who are interested.
Percy has been to anger management classes.Â
The name Perseus literally translates to âTo Destroy.â Do with that what you will.Â
Percy and his mother systematically murdered his abusive step father. And not only did Percy not feel a bit of repulse at the idea of killing someone, he offered to kill Gabe by himself if his mother couldnât do it, then felt regret that he wasnât the one who strike the final blow. His exact inner thought was -Â âHow could I turn down the perfect chance to take revenge on him?â
After Percy killed Arachne in Tartarus, his exact words to Annabeth was âShe died too easy, considering how much torture he put you through. She deserved worse.â And it unsettled Annabeth so much that she was almost glad Arachne died quickly.
Like dam, if you havenât figured it out already, Percy kinda has a thing for revenge.
Percyâs powers grow extraordinarily fast, show no signs of stopping any time soon, and are no longer bound to only salt water or pure water liquids but now encompass all water-based liquids.
Percy blood bended in Tartarus.
âHe didnât want to stop. He wanted to choke this goddess. He wanted to watch her drown in her own poison. He wanted to see just how much misery Misery could take.â - Perseus Jackson while torturing Akhlys.
Luke and Kronos when talking about Percy not only referred to him as a weapon, but an unreliable one at that.
Frank literally compared Percyâs fighting style to a demon.
Percy pretty much took out half of the Roman Legion single-handedly during the War Games and basically just caused mass chaos and panic.
When Frank, Hazel, and Percy were traveling in SoN, street gangs didnât bother them because one look from Percy sent them running in the other direction. One look.
Percyâs wolf stare was described as âNo matter how bad you think you are, Iâm worse.â
Feeling emo and just wanted to add some context to this post if you ever see it floating around:Â
When I made this (literal years ago) the climate of the pjo fandom was at a place where Percy was constantly being reduced to someone who was too stupid to function and any skill or wit he had was just seen as reckless impulsivity or unfairly credited to Annabeth. Persassy⢠was still fairly prevalent, or at least the echoing characterization of it was.
And I made these posts as a direct response to that. Basically saying, hey, Percy isnât this obtuse goofball everyone is making him out to be. Heâs really deadly smart and intelligent (even if its not in the same way that Annabeth is) and can be quite vindictive and dark and hereâs some direct text evidence of that.
So of course, all of these bullet-points are going to be directly on those types of characteristics he possesses: How powerful he is, how scary he can intentionally or unintentionally be, his vindictiveness, etc etc etc.Â
And without having the context of the time I posted it, I feel like this now seems as if Iâm painting Percy to be an âunhappy, edgy, bad boyâ which could not be further from it.Â
Percy is a beautifully written and multifaceted character. His love for his family and friends is defining of him. Just as much as how far he would go for them is. He loves deeply and profoundly. He cherishes his mother. He would brave fire and brimstone for Annabeth. His empathy for others is wholehearted.
This post is still one of my favorites and will always hold a special place in my heart because I still feel that all of these points are defining of him, even if they arenât the only points that are. And the fact that it has this many notes is genuinely insane to me.
