Yo

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

They used to let us show tits

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

#chekhov’s firing squad

new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

getting real obese rat vibes from this breast