Class At Its Worse

What if you cum inside me… and continue fucking me… until you cum again… haha jk… unless?…

this is a recipe for a CHILD

Maybe for straight people it is.

I hate that it's 2019 and I have to accept that this sentence both makes sense and makes no sense

I think it’s funnier if you read it as a straight girl talking to other straight girls

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

untitled dragon game

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

Damn bitch you shit like this?!

Says Jamie Lee Curtis as she breaks down the door to my bathroom, hurling a bowl of Activia at me.

Why am I not surprised?

If this ain’t me