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genuinely when will people understand that the POINT of YBC (Yarichan Bitch Club) was to showcase things your NOT supposed to do in school. And how itās bad. And every time i bring up āOh I love YBCā thereās always SOMEONE to go ābut he slept with the teacher!!ā
donāt even get me started on that bro. Shikatani didnāt SLEEP with the teacher willingly. He was SAāD. Raped. Do we not understand that?? Like tell me you only see the sexual part of ybc without telling me.
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moonshard varian with hair that is not black but is, instead, a very, very, very, very dark blue. (i donāt know where this concept originated, but itās splendid.)
he never noticed. other people either didnāt notice, or didnāt mention it for a variety of reasons.
nuru is talking about her golden eyes and the significance they hold, and she offhandedly compares it to varianās hair.
varian freezes. āwhat.ā
āwell, your hair, of course. itās blue.ā
ājust a little bit of it! hardly worth mentioning, especially since its lack of explanation frustrates the heck out of me, but⦠now, hold on a minute. holdā what in tarnation.ā
varian proceeds to lose his mind. heās flinging everything around, looking for scissors. yong goes flying across the caravan. nuru is taking refuge on the ground in a way that is only comedic if we donāt think too hard about it.
hugo panics and just sort of snatches varian. itās the first time heās done anything remotely resembling a hug with this group, and maybe itās undercut by him frantically whispering that varian needs to keep his hair and shouldnāt be handling sharp things in such a frenzied state, but itās something.
theyāre at a point in hugoās character arc where varian can appreciate it.
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šThese are shorter than SMC's, purely (hah) since there's less to say about nsfw headcanons. He's a really simple guy, alright? Anyway, I hope you enjoy these. I'll be working on the poly hc's soon and also some requests -- cookie run related and not. Love you all MWAH!
MDNI (Seriously I'll find you)
Tw: None?; Grammar errors
Info: Pure Vanilla Cookie x Reader; Fluff; Angst (only a little); nsfw
-Pure Vanilla Cookie is a gentle soul. His hands are soft and kind to any and all he meets, and he does the most he can to keep the peace amongst those he holds dear. His calm demeanor makes him seem like the perfect candidate for a partner, but Iām gonna be 100% this guy has issues.Ā
-He has very real trauma from the Dark Flower War that keeps him up at night, despite how much he tries to hide it. Betrayal from one of his dearest friends also haunts him, despite things being⦠different now⦠it sticks with him as it would any normal cookie. Heās insecure to a level that a god-king should not be capable of, but he certainly feels that insecurity deeply. Oh, and he never got over White Lily Cookie.
-Itās also very likely that he wouldnāt deem himself āworthyā of being loved in such a manner, especially after the situation with White Lily. He canāt save his friends, he canāt save his subjects, what would he do if he couldnāt save a lover? It would be better not to have his heart broken like that.
-Not to mention his experience with relationships is⦠sparse. Other than White Lily Cookie, he hasnāt really had much romantic experience ā nor did he want to. His focus is often set elsewhere, and his humility can frequently get in the way of forming genuine connections with others.
-Heās so incredibly old now, he feels like his time has passed. Besides, any cookie who might proposition him is far younger, and while he respects them he wouldnāt want to get in the way of their opportunity to connect with someone who could be a better match.
-Not to mention he gets propositioned a lot. Many cookies like the idea of him, but few can actually handle how patient and gentle he really is. It doesnāt upset him, nor does he hold it against them, itās just how the world seems to work out.
-Excuses, excuses, excuses with him. Theyāre never-ending.
-Then, of course, there was you. The sweet cookie you were, you had the patience of a saint. Any excuse he came up with, you seemed to find a way to prove him wrong. (You make him second guess if he really is patient, with how much you wait on him and work to prove him wrong).
-He isnāt testing you by any means when he pushes you away. Pure Vanilla Cookie really does believe you could do better than him. (Him! How could you do better than him!?) Heās trying to save you from himself, but the more steadfast you are the more he starts to fold and bend to what you like.
-Itās not like he doesnāt enjoy having you around, he quite prefers it when youāre by his side. Youāre also so very pretty, he gazes at you when you arenāt looking more than heād like to admit (his staff gives him quite the stink eye for this one). Your patience with him is admirable, and you make such an effort to get close to him. Youāve more than proven that you are serious about your confessions to him.
-After (literally) a thousand years, he decides just to try again. Leading you on was cruel, especially when he reciprocated your feelings, so he makes the effort of a confession ā and great cookies above it was sweet.
-He brings you to his pagoda, a place you frequently spend sitting quietly next to him. He knows youāre fond of it, especially of the white lilies that bloom around it. You sit next to him as usual, staring off into the distance in thought while he watches you through his lashes. Your beauty is something he loves to behold, and he wonders if the kingdom would be alright if he did so for the next thousand years. Just like this, quiet and alone in the place youāve both made your own.
-You laugh when you catch him staring, and his dough burns hot ā both from the melodious sound and from being caught so shameless. He doesnāt let it linger too long, taking your hand in his with care he hadnāt shown you much yet. Itās a bit odd for him to suddenly be physical with you, but when he looks at you, and I mean looks at you, you understand what's happening.
-He tells you how heās grown into his fondness for you, that he appreciates your patience with him and giving him a chance to think things over in himself before pushing him into a choice. He expresses what he loves about being around you and how he feels like himself when he is near your side. How he aches when you arenāt around, and that he worries for you all the time even though youāre more than safe in the walls of the kingdom.
-He goes on for so long that you have to cut him off and tell him you get the point, which just makes him laugh because that is something he likes about you. You never let him get too far ahead of himself or too deep in his head before you pull him back up for air.
-And, while you mightāve fallen first for his gentleness and his kindness, he falls leagues harder than you ever could. After his confession, he goes out of his way to have you around, and itās not until nearly all of your things are within his room that he realizes maybe he got a little too deep a little too fast.
-Then you smile that smile and all his thoughts are washed away in favor of following after you on whatever adventure you had planned in the kingdom for the day.
-As a partner, believe it or not, Pure Vanilla Cookie is not physically affectionate so much as he is verbally affectionate. He prefers showing his love through words and acts of service. He will run himself ragged to make sure you wonāt worry about anything. Youāll have to step in and stop him at times because he will go to the ends of earthbread for you.
-Heās so giving, always thinking of things he can do for you or gifts to get that would make you smile so widely at him. Itās something the other Ancients tease him relentlessly for, especially Golden Cheese and Hollyberry.Ā
-Though, they are all fond of you in their own way. Itās been a long time since Pure Vanilla has been so⦠contented with things. He finds pure joy in doting on you, and he feels secure having someone who loves him as he is. None of them can disapprove of you when you make him so happy.
-They tell you embarrassing stories of him when he was younger, not a hero or a god, but a regular cookie who tripped over his own two feet and made a fool of himself. They tell you plenty of embarrassing stories about him having earned his power too and believe that to be true, but the ones they seem most fond of are those before they rose to their current titles.
-Pure Vanilla always huffs and pouts, but doesnāt interject much more than that when he sees the wide grin on your face. Seeing you get along with his long-time friends is very important to him, so heās glad theyāve taken a liking to you.Ā
-Even Dark Cacao Cookie seems to like you, humoring your little jokes and jabs as you give them. He feels as though heās chosen the right cookie to love ā though, he supposes you chose him and he just followed your lead like he always does.
-There is one tiny dilemma, though⦠White Lily Cookie. See, itās not as though she is a threat to your relationship at all. She would never and could never interfere, even if she still held feelings for Pure Vanilla (if she ever did in the first place). Pure Vanilla is just a trainwreck of grief and regret surrounding her, his dearest friend.
-His love for you has never wavered, not once since he fell for you, but for a moment when he sees her, heās terrified that it might. All of those feelings hit him at once, and he is again that reckless young cookie at the academy following her around like a lost puppy. She looks at him and his heart races, then it sinks to the pits of his stomach.
-How could he be so selfish to consider hurting you in such a way, for even a moment? He and White Lily Cookie were no longer the same as they were before their falling out, he knew that, and yet his past crept up on him like a monster in the shadows. It makes his stomach churn.
-But you lay a hand on his arm, and you give him this look like you know exactly whatās going on, and suddenly itās all alright. Youāre right here, and youāre all he needs. He knows that more than anyone else.
-That doesnāt mean it doesnāt sting in your chest when you see the way he looks at her, but you know your Pure Vanilla. He would never do anything to hurt you, he was the kindest and most loving cookie you have ever had the privilege to share your life with.
-Now, with that established, we can divulge into him as your partner.
-As I mentioned heās very giving, but heās terrible and receiving gifts from you. Heās not used to it, and he may outright refuse to accept it, but if you push him heāll give. He always loves what you give him anyway, even if itās the smallest insignificant thing. It always gets displayed somewhere he can see it, or he makes a way to use it in his daily life.
-It takes him a while to be open with you. He feels his feelings and thoughts are a burden on you, so his worries usually go unspoken unless you notice them yourself.Ā
-If you notice something and point it out, heāll tell you what's wrong. He wouldnāt want to lie to you and make you more worried about things. He downplays it a lot, though. It takes a lot of stubbornness on your part to get him to open up and admit when heās feeling really bad.
-He does let you in little by little, and you get to see more of Pure Vanilla as he is beneath all the smiles and passivity.
-I also mentioned that heās verbally affectionate over physically. He gives you so much praise it makes your head spin in circles. Everything you do is worth praising in his eyes, even silly little things like finding your way through the castle or grabbing yourself something special to eat one day.
-Constantly mentions how lucky he is to have you, his admiration truly knows no end. Ah, and he speaks of you all around the kingdom. Other cookies think youāre a literal saint thanks to him, and youāre treated with so much respect by those in the cookie kingdom.
-Gingerbrave, Strawberry, and Wizard Cookie all adore you, and get so very excited when you offer to go on an adventure with them. (Much to Pure Vanillaās worry and dismay.) The way you interact with them makes Pure Vanillaās chest ache at the sight. Youāre so wonderful with children, he loves seeing the way you handle them with love and care. Makes him wonder what you might be like with children of your own⦠Ah, thatās not a trail of thought he should go down too far just yet. One day, though.
-As sweet and loving as he is, heās fiercely protective of you. Heās lost quite a bit in his life, and he knows he will lose more, heād like to prevent another loss if he can help it though. If you argue with him, itās almost always about this.
-He doesnāt like you going to dangerous locations, he doesnāt like it when you leave his side for more than a day or so, and he certainly doesnāt approve of you putting yourself at risk for adventure. Usually, you settle this by just having him come with you, but sometimes even that isnāt enough for him.
-Regardless, the angriest you see him (other than the Shadow Milk incident lol), is when you are at risk. Itās easy to forget heās very powerful, akin to a god, but he is. He is not afraid to use that power to protect you if he must. (Itās lowkey hot Iām ngl.)
-Now heās not the type to go overboard with this kind of stuff, heāll only do what he must to remove the threat if he has to. He is not afraid to be violent if he needs to be, though. Immediately after he will worry over you with such gentleness it will give you whiplash.
-Heās aware his outbursts of anger are uncommon and jarring from his usual demeanor, but heās just a cookie after all. He loves you very much, and if he can keep you safe he will for as long as you live.
-Jealousy is rare from him, which is to be expected, but he does get jealous. Specifically when he sees you interacting with cookies in a way he canāt interact with you. Physical affection is usually what gets him upset.
-Not that he canāt be physically affectionate, but that he has a hard time being physical with anyone. Itās a difficult thing he struggles with, and while youāre understanding and loving, he canāt stop the rare annoyance bubbling up in his chest when he sees one of your friends touching you so casually.
-Itās the only time other cookies might get to see him frown around the kingdom, a displeased expression etched across his normally gentle features. It wonāt fade until you return your attention to him and make him feel validated in his feelings.
-After these stints, it is common that he drags you (pulls you gently by your hand) back to his room and cuddles up to you in the quiet of his bedroom. Heāll whisper his worries at your insistence, and melt into your touch as you soothe him instead of scolding like most others would.
-Oh, and itās very very bad when Shadow Milk Cookie is involved. Shadow Milk knows just how to get under his skin, and you are an easily accessible soft spot.
-Not only is Shadow Milk far more open in expressing himself than Pure Vanilla is, but heās very physical with everything. While Shadow Milk may not see you as anything more than a doll to play with, it infuriates Pure Vanilla to see him touch you and flirt with you like you are his when you are Pure Vanillaās.Ā
-He brings out that possessive side of Pure Vanilla that he represses as hard as he can. He doesnāt want to share you, though. Not with anyone and especially not Shadow Milk Cookie. You are his life partner, the person he loves more than anything in the world, thatās not something heās ever had before and he doesnāt want anyone else to be able to feel what your love feels like. Allow him to be selfish just this once.
-I also have a belief that ancients have something similar to a beast bite, though itās less common that any of them āmarkā a partner. Pure Vanilla is the least likely to leave such a mark on you unless you seem insistent upon learning about it.
-Functionally itās similar to the beast bite, but there is no need for biting in their case ā they can if theyād like to, though. Instead, itās just a magical seal that can be placed upon your dough that resembles their souljam. It connects the two of you physically and emotionally.Ā
-When Pure Vanilla misses you, it sends a wave of sadness through you. A longing that is not your own, but feels so familiar to your own that you could easily mistake it as such. His emotions always come in big waves that nearly drown you then quiet down again as soon as they come.
-Pure Vanilla, again, wouldnāt place one on you unless you really wanted it. If you did, though, he would place it right where your spine meets your neck. The little blue mark peeks over the tops of your shirts like a tease, reminding everyone who you are with.
-Just because he is kind doesnāt mean he canāt also be a little possessive of you. Youāre wonderful, after all, he canāt risk any cookie thinking youāre available.
-Besides the blue looks stunning on your dough, if he says so himself. And he does.
-Now, onto the bedroom.
-To start Iāll say Pure Vanilla is deceptively innocent-looking. Itās easy to imagine he feels no urges or wants in a sexual sense, but thatās not true at all. Heās just good at repressing them. And heās repressed them for years and years and years.
-His sexual experience is probably also low, but I can imagine heās had sex previously with a cookie or two (maybe even White Lily, depending on the circumstances). The important thing is that he has experience, and heās not as awkward about it as one might think.
-Itās very similar to how he falls in love with you, once he gets a taste he really canāt stop himself from falling further and further down.
-Heās very patient though, so he wonāt initiate your first time together. Heād rather you decide that since heās more than ready to do whatever youād like. (Heād been thinking about it since three months in, but he didnāt want to move too fast so he just pretended nothing was wrong.)
-When you do decide you are ready, he is there waiting with open arms for you. He makes sure your first time together is all about what you want and focuses on making sure you feel good. Heās a people pleaser in every aspect of his life, including the bedroom.
-But, if he had to pick what he preferred, heād probably admit to being a service top. He likes to make you feel good, and he wants to know everything that makes your body react to him. He treats it like a secret ancient knowledge that only he is privy to.Ā
-He likes to know you in every aspect of your life, the bedroom is no different. He takes his time always, preferring to go slow and steady rather than fast and rough. Heās a quick learner too, picking up your likes and dislikes with an ease that would make any student jealous. Within two, maybe three sessions heās got you read like a book. Itās infuriating how easily he manages to get you to melt under his touch.
-If you want to top, heāll oblige you, though you can tell he really prefers taking care of you over being taken care of. Thereās just something so special about being allowed to have you like this. So soft and pliant beneath him. All the trust in the world rests on his shoulders, and he holds it like it is the most important thing in the world.
-And he is so, so giving during sex.
-He takes his time with you, starting with slow and deep kisses that trail down your neck. He worships you like a god, smothering your dough with his affections. Not an inch of you will be left untouched from his lips, burning your skin into his memories so he never forgets how it feels beneath his tongue.
-And he whispers such loving words of admiration, talking about how wonderful you are for him. Mumbling against you that you taste so sweet and that each noise you make sounds like a symphony to his ears. He encourages you to let go, allow him to love you as you are, and let him see all the most vulnerable sides of you because that is all he wants.
-When he tastes your juices he sighs like he is in heaven. His pleasure is only found in you, after all. Your taste is something he could easily fall into addiction for, just like every other part of you.
-You can be rough with him while he goes down on you if youād like, he doesnāt mind at all. Grab and pull at his hair, grind yourself into his face, and squeeze him between your legs with all your might. Theyāre just signs heās doing his job right, after all.
-Oh, heās a huge proponent of eye contact. While he canāt quite see well all the time, he always has his eyes open and on you when he can help it. This is especially prevalent when he is inside you (or when you are inside him).
-He presses his forehead to yours and watches your face contort in pleasure, allowing you to do the same. It makes the act more intimate, and he feels so much more connected to you like this. Like he can really see you for who you are in these moments, and feel that love that burns for him in your gaze.
-Alongside this, he always holds your hand. Regardless of if heās going down on you or if youāre riding him or anything he is adamant your hands remain interlocked. Itās another layer of connection that he uses as a means of expressing his love for you.
-If you canāt tell, heās seriously into body worship. He loves every inch of you, and sex is the easiest way that he can express this to you.
-He uses sex as an extension of his affection for you, rather than something for fun or to stake claim. Itās another form of love to him, and you can feel this through the way he treats you with such gentleness during the whole act.
-I donāt believe heās into much other than what Iāve listed above. Heās very vanilla (lol) and traditional about sex, preferring things to be simple, sweet, and loving.Ā
-He prefers to keep things in the bedroom, the idea of being caught makes him run hot, but you can convince him to try a few riskier places. Like the pagoda or in quiet rooms near other cookies, so long as the doors are locked and thereās no risk of interruption.
-He does not like being cared for during the deed, it makes him feel guilty that youāre caring for him when he would rather care for you. If you are insistent heāll give in, but he makes it known he would prefer to be providing than being provided for.
i really gotta be careful of who i moot because WHAT!!! š because tell me why i was moots with a raging misogynistic and who believed in misandry (which doesnāt existš) AND who said we canāt scientifically be pure awareness⦠(brother awareness is just us existing WE CAN BE PURE AWARENESS š), AND who said that you canāt script out traumas or said you canāt get rid of cr traumas??? WHEN WERE YALL GOING TO TELL ME. i really liked his posts but turns out he was just a man with a god complex WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEN??? not all men but itās ALWAYS a man. i donāt want to name drop because i donāt like causing drama on here but i THINK you guys know who im talking about. i hate when i moot someone they end up being a shitty personā¦.