Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess

Has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.

"70s bush." bush is eternal. there was bush before your oldest traceable ancestor. there was bush at the dawn of humanity and bush will persist until long after your genetic line dies out.