seems unlikely

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

“it depends” is a gateway drug to much more dangerous substances like “critical thinking” and “media literacy”. stay safe out there

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna