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boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i wonder what they're gossiping about

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

I was just telling my boyfriend I'm in a really bad place rn, and it seems like a lot of other people are too. idk if it's just an American society thing or a global thing but everything is just so sad and boring and hopeless recently. I hope things get better I love everyone and I see you trying that's all you can do is keep trying

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

I miss dabloons I became a dablillionaire I had 1,000,000,011,065 dabloons when the trend died down on tik tok

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard