Fandom Junkie

Arthur

Pros:

Total package. Hell yeah.

No treason, no punishment for treason.

You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.

Cons:

Created Antichrist incest baby.

Lancelot

Pros:

Will murder everyone if you ask him to

Cons:

Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to

Gawain

Pros:

Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)

Let’s you call the shots

Into mmf threesomes

Cons

Prone to blood feuds

You have to deal with his shitty family

Mordred

Pros

Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school

Cons

Is antichrist incest baby

Agravain

Pros

Is known as “the handsome”

In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”

Cons

Every other version says he sucks.

Gaheris

Pros:

Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it

Cons:

Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it

Gareth

Pros:

Nothing really bad to say about him

Cons:

In love with Lancelot

Bors

Pros:

Technical winner of the Grail Quest

Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon

Cons:

Thinks you are a shape changed demon

Galahad

Pros:

Greatest Mary Sue in the land

Cons

Will say no

What if he doesn’t say no?  What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him?  Could you ever live with yourself again?

Percival

Pros:

Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.

Cons:

Dumb as a box of rocks.

Kay

Pros:

You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie

Cons:

Everything else

Tristan

Pros:

Handsome

Hopeless romantic

Cons:

Psychopath

Dinadan

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.

Dagonet

Pros:

Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke

Bedivere

Pros:

Canonically the most handsome knight

Cons:

When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.

Morgan le Fay

Pros:

Will probably be up for it.

Cons:

like, i'm sorry, a Completely Fucking Random Woman said some shit online you think is crazy. WOW!!!!!! stop the presses!!!!!!! move the fuck on, get over it, stop bringing this poor woman up when all this has done is continuously feed the fucking insane hate brigade out there that can only post truly repulsive transmisogyny and tag it #isff in an attempt to stir shit and upset people.

like, i'm sorry, a Completely Fucking Random Woman said some shit online you think is crazy. WOW!!!!!! stop the presses!!!!!!! move the fuck on, get over it, stop bringing this poor woman up when all this has done is continuously feed the fucking insane hate brigade out there that can only post truly repulsive transmisogyny and tag it #isff in an attempt to stir shit and upset people.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

When I first started learning about transfeminist theory, it demanded a lot of genuine effort to confront a lot of socially imposed biases that I'd absorbed without noticing them. It was a lot of reading, a lot of listening, a lot of learning new definitions. New names new theories. And through that process I effectively chose to be dead silent about learning because I didn't want to speak on a subject I wasn't well enough informed about yet. It was months before I started actually talking about what I'd learned.

And the fact of the matter is that it's hard. And being a whiny snotty little thin skinned bastard who doesn't listen to women is the easy way out.

it wasn't until I really started to examine the power dynamics at play between myself/other transfems and TME trans people that it became clear the "unity" I thought I was protecting never meaningfully existed, and that I was just being conflict avoidant and people pleasing

Or do you reserve this rhetoric only against transfems, so you can imply transmisogyny isn't real and transfems aren't Actually their genders, but men invading from outside fhe community?

all trans people under a fascist state attempting to erase their very presence by creating oppressive laws will suffer. this does not exclude trans women or trans men or anyone else under the umbrella of "transgender", we are all in fact seen as freaks and things like access to hrt will be taken from all of us.

trans men within lgbtq+ spaces that are generally accepting of trans identities can take advantage of the power they have over trans women within this kind of space. they are still able to leverage misogyny in a space where people see trans men as men. this includes that trans women are also often excluded from General Queer/Trans Communities while trans men will be included. most communities that are Lesbian spaces will be expecting transmascs, including even those who fully identify as men, but then not be expecting or at all wanting transfems to show up as well.

number 2 here is what trans women mean when they say trans men are capable of being our oppressors. we are not attempting to erase number 1. stop fucking acting like we are just because some transfems are starting to get frustrated with the whole ordeal, which by the way is why you will sometimes encounter post from a transfem saying "bomb that kills all TMEs" or "i am so sick of trans men" etc etc. you are not seeing the part where before this post she has likely been receiving weeks of harassment for being openly transfeminist where she simply points out that trans women are paid less, or that michfest did in fact happen.

hell, she might have just detailed her personal experiences with number 2 happening! she simply describes that time she was not allowed into a lesbian space despite it saying "trans people allowed!" because they didnt mean trannies like her, or when she was ousted by a friend group because her transmasc friend she thought she could trust leveraged his position he has in this group to effectively exile her, or when she is homeless because the only potential housing she has found are "AFAB Only" even those generally accepting of trans people overall will often see trans women as inherently predatory.

the reason “we are all faggots under the eyes of the state!” is seen by transfeminists as a thought terminating cliché is because it erases the entire experience of being transfem i describe in the second part. real transfeminists expressing frustration with trans men dont do it just to hate on men and erase transmasc oppression, they are doing so because trans men have often blindly hated on women and erased transfem oppression.

"Here's an entire systematic review finding that the pain box from Dune has literally no effect on anything related to detransition."

"Well it's important that we don't make people do things they regret"

i'm so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud: