I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

im going to explode in the kiln

have we considered that there's a common factor here and it's larry. maybe he's the problem? maybe he's a destabilising influence?

larry is taking them out one by one in a targeted campaign until he is eventually appointed first cat prime minister of the united kingdom

Fidel Castro

Rasputin

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes