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The Demon Princess and the Blood Son

(Talias look here is inspired by how the fantastic Juni Ba drew her in the BOYWONDER comics!!)

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

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Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

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Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

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Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

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Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Jason, watching the Olympics: that could have been you doing that for your country, dickface

Dick: damn, I already won four gold, what else do you want

Steph bagged two nepobabies and honestly? Respect.

Firstly, they live in a huge manor. They have enough rooms to let Dick's childhood bedroom alone. It's normal for folks like us to see your bedroom get given to your siblings, I had my brother's bedroom and my sister changed it to a kpop sanctuary the moment I ran away (ngl, I'm still mad about this). But Bruce have enough rooms that he doesn't have put a foot in half of them in the last decade.

Secondly, with how emotional Bruce is about his kids and the past, with all the old costumes in the cave and stuff, no way he would. When Dick moved out to college, the man was grieving in his boy's room like he was dead, he is not giving that away to anyone. Where is he supposed to go cry about his baby if the bedroom is gone???