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She's completely correct.
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asdfghjkl, you think 'oh surely that's an exaggeration!' and then oh, oh no.
She's completely correct.
That belongs in a sad flashback from before the Alien Invasion or other Global Disaster that killed like a full 2/3rds of humanity.

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My friend, watching the anime: You're Qifrey coded
Me, who read the manga: whAt
Have a problem. Got my friend into watching One Piece/ I'm rewatching it to refresh. Have a minimum of five episodes a watch when we do sit down to do so. Has been mostly daily. Started in March, just got to them saying farewell to the Going Merry.
Figured that was a good breaking point so we could actually watch other things. Like Witch Hat Atelier. Despite being very reluctant, also got him to watch the first episode of Gachiakuta and that is now on the cycle of what to watch. Also while on the break, going to finish watching the Mandalorian movie (had gone to theaters but there were projector problems so we have a good hour of it we have not watched) and finally watch the Hail Mary movie. Alongside this, we also have the Digital Circus finale coming up, the new season of Vox Machina, and the new season of That Time I Reincarnated as A Slime on a list to watch.
I am truly worried we may have accidentally stalled our run of One Piece because we finally exited the drought of good shows.
we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack
reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

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Be like a tree. Wage warfare on the insects that try to consume you.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre
They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.
because @essektheylyss told me to do it
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

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the thing about dying your hair fun colors is occassionally some random guy (almost always a guy) will ask you "why do you dye your hair [fun unnatural color that evokes joie-de-vivre]?" as if an explanation is somehow needed.
as someone who's had blue hair for a decade, my answers vary but my current go-to is "to attract pollinators" (these men rarely find this explaination satisfying for some reason?)
I know that "When does a man die? When he is forgotten" is like The Hiriluk Line.
But I have to say, "Soon a monster will appear. Please don't hurt him. He is my son" killed me more. I'm in tears.
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
The entire population of tumblr to Julius Caesar every year:

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