Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop
Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)
Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil
Owning a house and becoming a baron at age 14? Is that a crime if my dead uncle who was the previous baron said he wanted me to?
grave robbing and/or antiquities trafficking
just von Neumann probe things TM
Worm-on-a-string puppy mill 😔
aggressive wildlife management (lance)
Uh Osha violations.





















