sandy tub

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

This is particularly important when it comes to the way in which an increasing body of research has revealed that the “cute” (and especially “cute” males) are likely to have a higher incidence of violent crime than their uncute counterparts, which, in turn, seems to indicate a greater tendency for violence and crime on the part of a whole society.

catboy moment (hundreds dead)

catboy moment (millions dead)

catboy moment (billions bapped and or scratched)

catboy moment (endless trillions of pogchamps and or ponchogs)

I used to love ancient pottery until my stepdad bought me my first hammer. Now i smash that shit on sight

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this bong you put me in wasn't deep enough and im crawling out right now

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

Today I put her in a big pot and rendered her down into cat grease. Too bad!

call your girl naruto the way shippuden this dick in her mouth

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

Let's get some violence going ok reblog to peel the person you reblogged this from like an orange