Batfamily Fangirl

Robin: he makes me sleep in a cold & dark cave without any blankets to keep me warm and he forces me to eat RATS

Commissioner Gordon: oh my-

Batman: Robin, please stop saying that

Batman, very tired: I'm so sorry, he's mad at me because I said we can't go to Batburger after work tonight

Robin: RATS. I MUST EAT RATS OR I WILL STARVE

But the epilogue of Dark Crisis had him in his Rebirth suit in Amanda Waller's vision for the future:

Which I originally though was just the artist drawing the wrong suit, happens all the time.

But today the Dawn of DC primer came out and here we have Damian drawn in his old suit yet again:

Curiously just like in Dark Crisis this was also written by Williamson and like in the first picture Amanda Waller is talking about her plans to put a stop to the hero-community.

comic panel recreation but in source filmmaker :D

Damian: The American Hackney is a critically endangered horse breed with only about 200 remaining in the world. I consider myself privileged to be in the company of one right now.

Stephanie, to herself: I can't hit a kid, I can't hit a kid, I can't—

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Damian: Your glasses look like the headlights of Superman's pickup truck.

Barbara: Get back to patrol.

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Damian: You astound me.

Tim: How so?

Damian: You have far exceeded your life expectancy given your absolutely atrocious self-care habits.

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Damian: Father, you cook like someone who's never seen food in his life.

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Damian: Grayson, I need your help with a history project.

Dick: Sure, what's it on?

Damian: The Paleolithic Era. Tell me everything you remember about your childhood.

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Duke: You say a lotta out-of-pocket things.

Damian: What, like the fact that the Signal-cycle sounds like a washing machine setting?

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Damian: Todd, I didn't know you were a Hollywood background character.

Jason: Really? Where?

Damian: *plays The Walking Dead*

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Damian: Cain—

Cassandra: Nope.

Damian: But—

Cassandra: I said no.

Damian: Fine.

Cassandra:

Damian:

Cassandra:

Damian: Your ballet shoes look like beans.

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Damian: Kyle, may I see your engagement ring?

Selina: Sure.

Selina: *shows him a big diamond*

Damian: *squints*

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Damian: *opens his mouth*

Alfred: Don't even try.

Damian: Understood, have a nice day.

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I guess talking shit about the other Robins, especially Damian, at every opportunity and having the entire company hyping him up was just not enough to make the so-called world’s greatest Robin interesting enough?

At least when Damian has his books canceled its never for low sales, quit the opposite, both his short solos were one of DC’s most popular and critically claimed books during their time and they only got canceled because DC hated Damian and had horrible plans for him that involved bad things happening to his character.

Being the worst batfam writers

right now